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Soooooooooo ~~~~~ ! Daddy's been thin~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~king. It's too late to hide now, perverted Twin. Daddy's already had an idea. OI, HARUHI, GET UP FROM UNDER THAT BED.
So Daddy thought, um, it's... holiday season... and even if not everyone celebrates Christmas, because it's not their habit, or their first choice, or because they... think... Santa's an awful menacing meanie... how could ever say thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!
Even so, there's no reason not to try and make this a nice time for everyone. We'll push it down to the 31st, so everyone can start the New Year feeling warm and a little fuzzy. Like having lots and lots of cups of chocolate and never getting sick. So~so, without further ado:
GIFT-GIFT-ZURA SURPRISE!
♥ leave your name, and write it all nice and shiny and clear, so if your second-grade teacher were here, she'd give you a big hug and not take away your candy and send you to the corner and makig you cry lots and lots, because the world's really mean, isn't it, and why's it all happening to Daddy, is it Bereznoff? I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE, CRIPPLING DADDY'S YOUTH, YOU DEMON! Your meowling battle cry won't get the best of a valiant prince - oh. Rest of. Er. Rules. Ehehehehehhehe....
HOW TO WIN THE GAME (OR PLAY REALLY REALLY WELL WITH CHERRY ON TOP OR MAYBE WHIPPED CREME TOO)
♥ look back on the third day, cause that's the magic fairy tale number, and every little wish comes true, then, doesn't it? Like glass slippers suddenly match, or apples make everyone feel nice, or the mermaid's not foam anymore. So check back on the third day, and see whom you should get a present for.
♥ keep it a secret! Lock your lips! And your teeth! And your tongue! And your squishy little plushie too. You can cosplay a secret-present-agent, if you'd like. Miss Miwako, wardrobe recommendations! Daddy thinks spandex and flamingo capes should be back in trend for supah-secret agents.
♥ get or make a present for the secret person you ended up with! Ah... don't... overspend, all right? It's not Happy Commercialism Day, or Happy Kyouya Day, so money doesn't really matter... besides, aren't home made presents the best, anyway? The lovely smell of a fair maiden's hands on the wrapping ~~~ !
♥ deliver your present on the 31st.
♥ Enjoy yourselves, won't you? You... all really deserve it. Hug, chuu, cuddles, cooties. Daddy approves.
[ ooc: sooooooo, like Secret-Santa, or some such! If you'd like your character to participate, just have them submit their names - and-and-and if the character isn't one who'd naturally do this kind of thing, but you still wanna have them go ahead, just beg have someone else's character post their names for them? Tamaki wouldn't mind nagging people into it, but I do request that you arrange these things oocly, so people don't get forced into an activity they don't wanna deal with orz. I'll have a post with matches by Monday afternoon! Thanks for playing :D Also, all comments to this post = private to the Host Club. No threadjacking, alas!]