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You... doing something like that, you... just what am I supposed to do, anyway? You were the first one here, so all your friends in this City, and Haruhi, and... and... Kaoru, just what am I supposed to do with Hikaru? You didn't - you didn't even think about that!
You... make me so mad. You really do. Such a horrible, inconsiderate person - a good thing I won't miss you, then. I definitely won't! You're terrible! You're a devil! You... don't leave like that. A gentleman's supposed to tip his hat a little, say a nice goodbye - if it were Mori-senpai, maybe I'd understand, he was always quiet - don't think I've forgiven you either, Mori-senpai! Just don't.
Both of you...
KAORU HITACHIIN!
YES, YOU. Putting your picture up in that Hall, letting people think you were gone - what kind of prank is that? Why try to cover you just lost a game, anyway? The punishment game was your idea, so uphold your word like a real gentleman and get your errand done, then you can come back. Maybe. If you ask all nice. Hikaru, I bet you helped him with this, didn't you?
AND STOP SENDING ME PERVERTED MESSAGES EVERY FIVE MINUTES! Not that Daddy can tell what they're about, but I bet they're really wrong! OI, WHO DOES THAT - klfzxjkgkgvf WHAT'S THIS NEW ONE SUPPOSED TO MEAN, ANYWAY?!
If anyone sees him running around these days, tell him to get back to work and - stop calling, Kaoru. Haruhiiiiiiiii, help Daddy block his numbeeeeeeeeeeeeer...!
[ooc: ...totally trying to cover that Kaoru left the City orz]