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[anti_bereznoff]

OH MY GOD IT'S AN ALIEN a real type alien, the real-real-real kind with spazzy eyes and weird looks and frooooooowns and it's SHOOTING ITS LASERS -

THE ALIEN'S GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD IF WE DON'T GIVE IT ALL THE CITY'S CHOCOLATE CREAM RIGHT NOW!Please, let's - let's think of the younglings, who deserve to live! You never know with aliens,

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[canisfidelus]

Actually, I'm merely readying my lasers.

Thank god Prongs and I snuck into that muggle cinema

[anti_bereznoff]

If you're conquering the world, I think your lasers are quite ready.

Please don't correct Daddy, that isn't polite.

[anti_bereznoff]

Because, of course an alien wouldn't know, but you see - Daddy's always right.

[canisfidelus]

Is he really?

[anti_bereznoff]

Well, since you're an alien and you can read my mind, it's not like lying's an option, is it... look, it's all in the script anyway, the hero never lies.

[canisfidelus]

Right.

You're the prince, yeah? Prince Tamaki of the "He wants a horse".

[ooc: Reading previous entries, go!]

[anti_bereznoff]

W-well.

It might not be a battleship, but a horse is nice too!

[canisfidelus]

I can't get you a horse....

...but it's likely I can manage a flying broomstick.

...oh no. >D

[anti_bereznoff]

No way... really? Is that a really special alien device?

I SEE DISASTER IN THE MAKING

[canisfidelus]

Really.

...sure, that's precisely what it is.

._.

[anti_bereznoff]

MAKE IT HOLD SEVEN PEOPLE, KIND ALIEN! We're going on family rides only!

>D

[canisfidelus]

....I might be able to charm a flying carpet.

LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE UNLEASHED

[anti_bereznoff]

Kind, handsome, generous alien!

He's just looking forward to illegal and highly dangerous charms

[canisfidelus]

I like that.

Oh God, they'll cause chaos with a broom or carpet.

[anti_bereznoff]

Sir Alien.

Sirius approves!

[canisfidelus]

Prince, er....

Daddy.

...right.