Being the Twenty-First Entry (Voice; The desire to die keeps rising)

[anti_asymmetry]

Seventy-three itchy, ugly red dots on one arm.

Sixty-five on the other.

Right leg, twelve clusters. Left leg, nine.

The world is out to get me. I am destined to be asymmetrical for the rest of my pitiful existence. Why was I ever born to begin with?

Comments

[slightly_screwy]

Calamine lotion, fluids, and bed rest.

Y HALO THAR STRANGER

[anti_asymmetry]

...Do you know anything about...oatmeal baths, Dr. Stein?

O HALO hru

[slightly_screwy]

Oh my, what is the youth of today getting up to?

Don't use the instant type with added sugar. I imagine that wouldn't help the itching at all.

WATCHING THE CAVS. You? 8D

[anti_asymmetry]

Tsubaki suggested I take one, and I wasn't sure if-

...Ah.

CAVS? at work per usual q-q

[slightly_screwy]

...

I suggest you wash off, clean out the tub, and try a do-over.

BASKETBALL. alksdfj that sucks. D:

[anti_asymmetry]

I knew this entire idea sounded ridiculous...

OHO. yarrr q-q

[slightly_screwy]

...well. It is a tested home remedy for itching, but perhaps you should stick with the calamine lotion.

I suppose if you applied it liberally enough, you could cover the asymmetrical patterns.

THERE THERE, DON'T CRY. and rofl, thanks for the mental image 8D

[anti_asymmetry]

...Perhaps I'll try that. Better than drawing on myself with markers.

[IS STRONG] always happy to help \o

[slightly_screwy]

And drink plenty of water. If you use permanent marker, it may not all fade at once, and then where would you be?