Being the Nineteenth Entry (Accidental Voice)

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How long have I-

Still at the hospital? Pathetic.

....

A...tail? A TAIL? WHAT IS- I'M A- NYAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

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Comments

Lol, I don't think Doumeki and Kid have ever MET but he told Hikaru he would so here's fair warning?

[monsterepellant]

I'm bringing lunch over tomorrow.

ROFL SUP DOUMEKI. XD

[anti_asymmetry]

...

You are?

NM NM HOWSABOUT YOU?

[monsterepellant]

Doumeki Shizuka.

I'm a friend of Hikaru-chan's.

OH YA KNOW. KIND OF DISTRAUGHT. 1/2

[anti_asymmetry]

Oh. It's him.

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Yes, I've heard of you.

...And you're a bird.

YES, BUT THAT'S BECAUSE LIZ LIKES TO PICK ON YOU XD AND ALSO LAUGHING AT YOUR JEALOUSY IN AMUSEMENT.

[monsterepellant]

I've heard of you as well. How are your wounds?

Yes. And you're a cat.

-SOBS- sakldf AND YOU STFU HIKARU'S MY GIRL FFFFF

[anti_asymmetry]

Oh?

They're...well, I haven't been lucid enough to gauge them. I suppose I'll know when-

Is this a curse, perhaps?

DUDE. AWKWARD. LITTLE SISTER GET ORZ

[monsterepellant]

Yes. She speaks of you often.

Yes, it is a curse. What else would it be?

DEAL WITH IT. 1/2

[anti_asymmetry]

She- she does?

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...

I was misled by my gun.

NO U. WATCH ME MAKE THE SANDWICHES I'M BRINGING TOMORROW ASYMMETRICAL JUST TO SPITE YOU.

[monsterepellant]

Otherwise I don't believe I would know who you are.

....your gun?

I'LL CLAW YOUR FACE OFF.

[anti_asymmetry]

...Fair enough.

Yes, my deceitful, mean spirited gun.

I'LL PECK YOUR EYES OUT.

[monsterepellant]

Your gun talks?

GOOD LUCK TRYING.

[anti_asymmetry]

Of course. She was born human.

EPIC BATTORU?

[monsterepellant]

But she's a gun?

TO THE DEAF.

[anti_asymmetry]

When she's in her weapon form, yes.