Being the Third Entry (An announcement, and an inquiry.)

[anti_asymmetry]

PATTY IS HERE!!!

Finally. Don't manhandle her, or you'll answer to me.

LIIIIIIIIIIIZ IT'S YOUR TURN NEXT HURRY UP WHERE ARE YOU

Now then. I have an important question. How does one go about proving one's...

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I can't believe I'm- what I mean is oh shit

virginity?

[ooc; A result of this thread. THANKS A LOT, SOUBI. Also, I apologize in advance--I'm getting a cold, so I'm a little out of it. 8D]