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This dumb comedian-wannabe IMed me out of nowhere earlier today; I was trying to be sarcastic but I threw that out the window after the first minute. Check it for a laugh:
I'm "MAD so crazy"....
MDIZZShawty: omg hi
MDIZZShawty: yo
MAD so crazy: hello
MDIZZShawty: its ok to eat animals
MDIZZShawty: they are mean
MAD so crazy: lol
MDIZZShawty: a chicken scratched me realy hard
MDIZZShawty: and I got a cut
MAD so crazy: that was an evil chicken!
MDIZZShawty: so i ate him
MAD so crazy: bloody goodness?
MDIZZShawty: what?
MAD so crazy: Well you said you ate him after he scratched you.
MDIZZShawty: ya
MDIZZShawty: he was good
MAD so crazy: Well, I don't like to drink blood. But GOOD FOR YOU!
MDIZZShawty: I was eating "blood"
MAD so crazy: Eat, drink, whatever. I abstain. I've got a tampon though, if you want to suck on it...
MDIZZShawty: no
MDIZZShawty: I dont suck on anything
MDIZZShawty: cept lolipops
MAD so crazy: You suck on bones too
MDIZZShawty: no
MDIZZShawty: I dont eat the bones part
MDIZZShawty: just the meat
MAD so crazy: Ah, and veins?
MAD so crazy: And skin?
MAD so crazy: Your mother has veins and skin too; if you'd like to munch on those.
MDIZZShawty: naw
MDIZZShawty: chickens are much tastier
MAD so crazy: Have you ever tried your mom? She might be tasty too.
MDIZZShawty: naw
MDIZZShawty: I love her
MDIZZShawty: I hate chickens
MAD so crazy: Ohh ok, I get it! If a man hated your mom, then he could eat her! Right?
MDIZZShawty: never said that
MDIZZShawty: its wrong to eat a human
MDIZZShawty: not animals
MDIZZShawty: animals are below our species
MAD so crazy: Some people feel it is wrong to eat animals.
MAD so crazy: Some people feel that humans are the "low" ones.
MAD so crazy: Bombings, murders, rapes, child abuse...
MAD so crazy: humans don't really come off too nice.
MAD so crazy: Some people feel that humans have a lot of growing up to do
MDIZZShawty: kill the murders
MDIZZShawty: the ones who kill humans
MDIZZShawty: animals are below us
MAD so crazy: Some people feel that animals are the only truly innocent ones.
MDIZZShawty: taste good with A1
MAD so crazy: You might too.
MAD so crazy: Ever taken a piece of yourself and fried it?
MDIZZShawty: Naw
MDIZZShawty: that hurts myself
MDIZZShawty: I could care less about animals feelings
MDIZZShawty: unless its my dog
MAD so crazy: OHH it's all clear now. You only care about yourself. And your dog, so you're a speciesist, and a selfish bastard, just like murderers, rapists, and pedophiles. Hey, if a guy wants to sodomize a little boy, that's OK because he could "care less about" that boy's "feelings". Just because something tastes good doesn't mean it's OK to murder and torture.
And the best part is, he IMed me THREE times on different SNs after I blocked that one. But I didn't fall for it; I just didn't respond. Why would he even try it?! He must think I'm a fool...
I'm "MAD so crazy"....
MDIZZShawty: omg hi
MDIZZShawty: yo
MAD so crazy: hello
MDIZZShawty: its ok to eat animals
MDIZZShawty: they are mean
MAD so crazy: lol
MDIZZShawty: a chicken scratched me realy hard
MDIZZShawty: and I got a cut
MAD so crazy: that was an evil chicken!
MDIZZShawty: so i ate him
MAD so crazy: bloody goodness?
MDIZZShawty: what?
MAD so crazy: Well you said you ate him after he scratched you.
MDIZZShawty: ya
MDIZZShawty: he was good
MAD so crazy: Well, I don't like to drink blood. But GOOD FOR YOU!
MDIZZShawty: I was eating "blood"
MAD so crazy: Eat, drink, whatever. I abstain. I've got a tampon though, if you want to suck on it...
MDIZZShawty: no
MDIZZShawty: I dont suck on anything
MDIZZShawty: cept lolipops
MAD so crazy: You suck on bones too
MDIZZShawty: no
MDIZZShawty: I dont eat the bones part
MDIZZShawty: just the meat
MAD so crazy: Ah, and veins?
MAD so crazy: And skin?
MAD so crazy: Your mother has veins and skin too; if you'd like to munch on those.
MDIZZShawty: naw
MDIZZShawty: chickens are much tastier
MAD so crazy: Have you ever tried your mom? She might be tasty too.
MDIZZShawty: naw
MDIZZShawty: I love her
MDIZZShawty: I hate chickens
MAD so crazy: Ohh ok, I get it! If a man hated your mom, then he could eat her! Right?
MDIZZShawty: never said that
MDIZZShawty: its wrong to eat a human
MDIZZShawty: not animals
MDIZZShawty: animals are below our species
MAD so crazy: Some people feel it is wrong to eat animals.
MAD so crazy: Some people feel that humans are the "low" ones.
MAD so crazy: Bombings, murders, rapes, child abuse...
MAD so crazy: humans don't really come off too nice.
MAD so crazy: Some people feel that humans have a lot of growing up to do
MDIZZShawty: kill the murders
MDIZZShawty: the ones who kill humans
MDIZZShawty: animals are below us
MAD so crazy: Some people feel that animals are the only truly innocent ones.
MDIZZShawty: taste good with A1
MAD so crazy: You might too.
MAD so crazy: Ever taken a piece of yourself and fried it?
MDIZZShawty: Naw
MDIZZShawty: that hurts myself
MDIZZShawty: I could care less about animals feelings
MDIZZShawty: unless its my dog
MAD so crazy: OHH it's all clear now. You only care about yourself. And your dog, so you're a speciesist, and a selfish bastard, just like murderers, rapists, and pedophiles. Hey, if a guy wants to sodomize a little boy, that's OK because he could "care less about" that boy's "feelings". Just because something tastes good doesn't mean it's OK to murder and torture.
And the best part is, he IMed me THREE times on different SNs after I blocked that one. But I didn't fall for it; I just didn't respond. Why would he even try it?! He must think I'm a fool...