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Sep 04, 2008 08:13

It is so easy to tell when its you: ALtErNaTiNg capsLOCK, unimaginative wordplay, spaced ellipses, misspellings, unnecessary breaks in sentences and html links to your other bait journals. Borgo, Wiggerblowjack, Worfpoe, Claude_Balls, Mad_Cow, Orion_Jeriko, Dinosaur_Milk; these are all YOU. HOW ELSE would "Dinosaur_Milk" have known about that picture (which is actually of my friend Josh, btw) if she wasn't one of your socks?

Pathetic? You're 40 years old, childless, unmarried, and still picking fights with people a fraction of your age over a frigging band. Will you still be doing this kind of fan-thug bully bullsh*t when you're 90 and in a nursing home? You act super bad ass on the interwebz, but I hear that IRL, you're as timid as a pussycat and the most you'll do is run up behind someone and hit them in the back then run away. Alot of the shit you get is because you provoke it, and I think you enjoy the hate you recieve because it allows you to play out the little persecution complex you have in your head.

You act like the self-appointed ruler of all J-Rock fandom. Nobody else can like YOUR bands without YOUR say-so, anyone who hasn't liked them for as long as you is a "FAEK POEZUR," cheaper domestic releases are "RUININGZ TEH FANDUMB" (because it gives the poor non-weeaboo commoners access to your zOMG SPESHUL MYUUSICKZ) and even if the person has known of the band for a couple of years its still only "NANOSEKUNDZ!!!1" compared to you, and the bands don't want dirty money from "NEWBZ" only clean money from "HARDKORRRRE SIRIUS LAWNGTIEM FAHNZ" and "THEY DOWNT NEED NE MOAR FAHNZ, THEY HAS ENUFF ALREDDY!"

http://batsu.org/viewtopic.php?t=44817

You scream IM PRESSIN' CHARGES at anyone who doesn't KISS YOUR ASS about how you're "TEH BESTIST FAHN IN TEH FANDUMB" and you always talk about how you're gunna send your e-Police and e-Lawyers after anyone who mentions you, but its all hot air. REAL lawyers and REAL police have better things to do with their time than accompany some angry old "Fandom Fascist" to a concert on the other side of the U.S. just so she can intimidate some f4gg0t because he wouldn't pump up her already massively inflated ego.

Go ahead and complain to LJ abuse, go ahead and give NYPD some copypasta crap you could've easily edited to say whatever (print screen key = win, copypasta = fail), go ahead and email Yoshiki (as if you actually had connections, lawl). I've never made any threats to your well-being, but you've sure made plenty to mine and other fans who've crossed your path. The only thing I ever did was tell you to chill with the Unwarranted Self-Importance and maybe learn to type like someone who actually passed the 3rd grade. That's not a big crime, no matter how much it might be in your little restrictive control freak Fandom Dictatorship.

PS: YM user "Coyoteinblack" is still waiting for your best jailbaitz impressions. Make sure you take screencaps or the Party Van won't be able to help you.
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