♡~☆[4]

[anti_tamachan]

THREE WISHES ONLY.
Except the most fantastic one~ The Fantastic One gets three hundred~~ ♥

Of course, We will not cater to pervert street rats, but it is acceptable if one keeps Its company! ♥

Saaaa~~~

★ No pervert wishes
★ No wishes about precious treasures
★ No wishing to be more beautiful than Us
★ No wishing to be richer than Us
★ No wishing to have prettier skin than Us
★ No wishing to have prettier hair than Us
★ No wishing to be more fabulous than the Fabulous One
★ No lying
★ No crudeness
★ No ugliness
★ One must be 5'2" or taller to make a wish!
★ No wishing for something stupid
★ No wishing for something too awesome
★ No wishing for beautiful love lives
★ No wishing to be a princess
★ No wishing for a magic carpet
★ No wishing Us back in Our lamp
★ No BAD WISHES

We do not affiliate Our fantastic and all-powerful self with bad stuff-- including ugly stuff, fat stuff, perverted stuff, and stupid stuff.

Now, then~! ♥ Yay~! ♥ Who wants to make a wish~~~? ♥♥♥

HARUHI, DO YOU WANT DADDY TO GRANT YOU A WISH~~~? ♥♥♥♥♥
We'll do it for free~~!! And forever~~! ♥
Wish for hamburgers, Haruhi! Daddy doesn't have them inside the lamp... Hamburgers~? ♥

[ooc | ...Why do I make him all the stupid stuff. |: Have a genie! Yay knowing nothing about Arabic culture. ...And I'm not too sure why he's using the Royal We. STFU. >:C None of your wishes will be granted, by the way, unless you're Haruhi-shaped. /shot

Edit→ Scratch that. All your wishes will be fulfilled with puppies. I have no idea how this happened. But it did. Screw Caturday.]