I had to rule 35 quark erotica when I couldn't find any on the comm. Surprised I couldn't! I felt that writing it was my duty :)
This is a very, very, very silly fic, to the extent I might call it some species of badfic. But the fun kind, hopefully.
QUARKS: A LOVE STORY
Pairing: Top Quark/Bottom Quark
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warnings for male/male pronouns, absurd fanfic cliches, and bad jokes you might not get if you haven't mined the Wikipedia articles on quarks for joke material
posted at my lj:
"Hey, beauty. What's a third-generation quark like you doing in a place like this?"