I'm sorry, but Academia is as polyamorous as they come. Still, I'm pretty sure it has a special place in its heart for Mel... I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!
*sniffle* I forgive you. But only because ... uh ... come to think of it, I have no reason to forgive you, 'cos you're EVIL. But I forgive you anyway, 'cos I'm nice like that.
Academia! *sob* How could you do this to me?! You tacky whore! You two-bit slut! I should just quit school and become a goat herder in Outer Mongolia -- and then I could read new Pratchett books as soon as they came out! Damn you!
But darling, you know Pure Maths and I haven't been on speaking, much less anything else-ing, terms since that nasty incident with the integrals and the Taylor series...maybe if it were Linguistics, or Paleoethnobotany....
...no, you have spurned my loyalty for the last time, you...you...discorporate concept!
Academia: But Mel, my love, who else will stay up with me until three in the morning, gazing deep into my pages? I've spoken to Linguistics and it says your polysyllabic lexis can give some context to its translations any time you like - please, please give me another chance?
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(hahahahaha! by the way.)
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(And I'm in love with your possum icon. Seriously cool.)
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But darling, you know Pure Maths and I haven't been on speaking, much less anything else-ing, terms since that nasty incident with the integrals and the Taylor series...maybe if it were Linguistics, or Paleoethnobotany....
...no, you have spurned my loyalty for the last time, you...you...discorporate concept!
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