American/English

[elviaprose]

 
Sorry, I had to do it...I really can't believe I just wrote this.  Obviously, this is a response to "Cry Havoc, and Let Slip the U's of War"

Title: The Valiant Never Taste of U's but Once
Rating: R
Warning: Imagined noncon, incest, mutilation and revenge for previous revenge...angst, however, is not imagined
Word Count: ~ 340
Pairing: American/English

Comments

[deird1]

Nice!

[casablancagirl]

No! Don't take the "me" away from programme! *English smiley bursts into tears*. And I love you. Seriously. And the randomness of the fact we're using Julius Caesar quotes for the titles...

[elviaprose]

Well, I'm glad you liked this, since your fic was a masterpiece! Seriously, pure genius. And I love you, too. I'm still up for a double wedding if you are...

P. S.

What on earth else would we use if not Julius Caesar?

[casablancagirl]

Yup. Double wedding in hell coming up ;).

[lovelyhera]

YEAH! Please, keep it up! And maybe the other languages, like French (that doesn't have any th sounds) or German or something can be all "Well you stole it all from us anyway."

[unfeathered]

Or perhaps he would savagely bite the “que” off of cheque and drive in his hard “ck.”

ROFL. Brilliant! :-)

[elvenpiratelady]

The puns and wordplay here kill me! I guess this is a feud that is never going to end. "trapped inside an automated translator" - absolutely brilliant.