so an anthropologist walks into a bar...
I'm writing a novel with a backdrop of anthropology/academia. In the scene I'm currently writing, a group of PhD's (all specialists in Physical Anthropology/Forensics) are into their cups - hilarity ensues. I'm looking for macabre, topical, snooty academic humor - one-liners, anecdotes, etc. I thought maybe you folks would have some fodder I could work from?