Lurgy
I have the lurgy, and am confining myself to bed for the rest of the day in the hope of disabling it permanently. Am being aided and comforted by cough medicine, nasal spray, asprin and lots of vitamin C. I have a request to the small gods of the universe: if you must fill my sinuses with lumpy, sticky, yellowy-green snot overnight, could you at least not make it taste like halitosis smells? Making my head pound every time I blow my nose is just adding insult to foul-tasting injury.