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Amazing and gross storytime!
The cat wanted in the house. The cat wanted to go outside. The cat wanted in the house, etc. After many repetitions I want to go back to bed, so I lock him in the kitchen. In the morning there is a horrible smell in the kitchen. It seems he wanted to go outside because he had the runs. Instead of covering the kitchen in kittypoop he opened the cabinet, got an empty paperbag out, ripped it open, and pooped in it. WTF? None on the rug or anywhere else but in the bag. It scares me how smart he is.
The cat wanted in the house. The cat wanted to go outside. The cat wanted in the house, etc. After many repetitions I want to go back to bed, so I lock him in the kitchen. In the morning there is a horrible smell in the kitchen. It seems he wanted to go outside because he had the runs. Instead of covering the kitchen in kittypoop he opened the cabinet, got an empty paperbag out, ripped it open, and pooped in it. WTF? None on the rug or anywhere else but in the bag. It scares me how smart he is.