My friend Jay, the lawyer!
Jay got the results of his Bar Exam back yesterday. He PASSSSSEEEDDDD. On of my bestfriends in the whole wide world is now a lawyer. I'm so proud of him. I've known him for like 12 years or something. I used to rag on him so much, he had to decide to go to law school in chicago to get away from the constant barrage of jokes from his friends. I always wanted to write a Greatest Jay Moments, but I don't believe that I ever did. Yeah, I think I did, but hell here are some more.
We called his beat up mustang the "Jew Canoe".
He had sex with a girl that "squirted" one time. And he said when he went down on her she squirted and it turned him on...
He was wearing his gator shorts while lying on the floor when we were watching porn... and someone noticed that he sported some wood, and we laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed. He had to get up and said he had to go, and walked out with his hand in his pockets hiding his wood....
haha i love the kid...
Oh, hahaha one time we did acid and he freaked the hell out of me. He was like, damn anthony, the trees are moving, I was like shut up jay, and he was like damn anthony doesn't it feel like your heart is pounding really really slow, I was i was like shut the fuck up jay. We were in the woods at gainesville fest, which is a big multi genre concert in the woods. It sent me in a bad trip and we were basically fucked the who night... dont do drugs...haha
We called his beat up mustang the "Jew Canoe".
He had sex with a girl that "squirted" one time. And he said when he went down on her she squirted and it turned him on...
He was wearing his gator shorts while lying on the floor when we were watching porn... and someone noticed that he sported some wood, and we laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed. He had to get up and said he had to go, and walked out with his hand in his pockets hiding his wood....
haha i love the kid...
Oh, hahaha one time we did acid and he freaked the hell out of me. He was like, damn anthony, the trees are moving, I was like shut up jay, and he was like damn anthony doesn't it feel like your heart is pounding really really slow, I was i was like shut the fuck up jay. We were in the woods at gainesville fest, which is a big multi genre concert in the woods. It sent me in a bad trip and we were basically fucked the who night... dont do drugs...haha