Surreal incidents

[anthon1]

I had a very interesting post thought up to use in my continuing campaign to prove that I am not dead, but I seem to have forgotten what it was. Amnesia is probably not helping my case

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[wanderlight]

Also, I no longer look like a mad scientist at all. This is a continuation of my reversal of the space-time continuum, through which method I have reverted from looking approximately twenty-five to looking approximately fourteen.

I have been puzzling over this for a while, and what I have finally come up with is: you had the Beard which you have told me about in the past, which makes you look like someone's father, and now it's gone? :D

[anthon1]

Yes, and because I had a haircut. (I feel that I should point out that since this post I have had another, far more embryonic beard which didn't make me look like a tramp, which was nice, but still made me look fourteen when it was gone. This is why I wish to leave school: I want permanent full control over my face... :P)

[wanderlight]

School = totalitarian government, exercising full control over all aspects of one's life!

[anthon1]

There is, apparently, technically a rule that states that male pupils are not allowed within six inches of female pupils. There is also a clause in the school regulations that pretty much explicitly allows teachers to give pupils detentions just for looking at them funny.

[wanderlight]

Teachers had better start carrying round rulers in their back pockets! (Wait, I thought you were an all-boys' school? o.O)

[anthon1]

(So does everybody else. :P My school is known to all and sundry, somewhat erroneously, as 'The Boys' School' - despite the fact that we've had girls in the sixth-form (sixth and seventh year, confusingly) I think, since 1990. it's a little confusing.)