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[A phonecall with my father, about half an hour ago:]
DAD: This is going to sound like a realy stupid question, but are there two huge dogs in the kitchen?
ME: Not that I know of, no. Would you like me to go and check?
DAD: If you could, sure. Only, according to the builders, they've been trying to get in for ages, and they can't, and the kitchen's full of dogs.
ME: ...
ME: I'll ring you back.
DAD: This is going to sound like a realy stupid question, but are there two huge dogs in the kitchen?
ME: Not that I know of, no. Would you like me to go and check?
DAD: If you could, sure. Only, according to the builders, they've been trying to get in for ages, and they can't, and the kitchen's full of dogs.
ME: ...
ME: I'll ring you back.