Nov 18, 2006 00:39
This is my theory...
Paris Hilton is a spy. Or perhaps some type of master criminal; a jewel or art thief or the like a la the real guilty party in "To Catch a Thief". There is absolutely no way that any real person could be as stupid and useless as she pretends to be. A perfectly fantastic cover.
I have this passion, long dead yet recently reignited, for Johnny Cash. When I was little, my mom and dad played his music all the time and my little brother and I used to sing along and pretend to play the guitar on old tennis rackets. And I have recently rediscovered this adoration. But I don't have a tennis racket.