Athen for a Teenage Rebel-Episode 1: 7 Minutes in..heaven? No, about 30 seconds into a memory.
Rating: PG-13
Descr: Teen experiences,strong language
Based on True Events
Date:Nov. 13,2009, 5:37 P.M.
"So who's all going to this party?",I asks while pacing up his long driveway
Ryan replys, "I don't know,only a couple of people for sure"
"How would you not know who's going to your own 14 Birthday Party",I laugh aloud at my bestfriend
"Yep,you're dead",says Ryan sarcastically, "I don't know, it's gonna be stupid is all I know. My moms making me invite Laura,and Chasity. They're so fucking annoying",replys Ryan quietly.
I find this amusing,and so sinisterly decide to fuck with him(:
"Well,happy birthday to you,two annoying girls,and me. Yep you're fucked.", I say,smiling on the other side of the phone,which he can't see,but I know he could sense it.
"Fuck off,it'll suck for both of us. Justin and that hawaiian kid,and Timmy's coming" spits back Ryan,starting to get annoyed by my picking,but still not really giving a shit.
"Wow,what the fuck. Justin's fucking annoying and follows us around all the time,and Josh(hawaiian kid) is just the most awkward human to ever have been born." I'm being serious this time. "At least we have Timmy to pick on",I laugh again,thinking back about how funny things are with Timmy being around.
"Yeah,we can make fun of his back some more. Then his cool mom. Then,finally,his NEGATORY dad",counters Ryan.
We're both laughing hysterically by now. If you knew this kid,you'd understand too(:
"You know,now that we're talking about who's coming,why do we hang out with these people anyway,dude" I say jokingly.
"We're stuck with em'. We have been going to church with em' since like we were born",spits back Ryan.
"Some are okay,in my opinion. I think Laura's pretty cool. We're getting kinda close as friends,ya know?" I say in defense.
"Yep,you like her. You're retarded she has jacked up teeth",says Ryan,in an advicful type manner.
"I don't like her,but she has fucking great boobs" I say,knowing he will have to agree on this one.
"Okay yeah you're right about that. I would totally titty-fuck her." He agrees.
I smile and laugh because I just knew he was going to say that. I love knowing my best friend so well :)
"Dude,I wanna have sex so bad. I would prefer someone I love,but if it gets down to it,any attractive girl will do. Not any hookers though,they don't count",I say in a serious tone.
I hear Ryan's dad yelling at him in the background about the trash,and I smile on the inside.
"That your dad?" I ask,already fortelling the answer ahead of time.
"Yep. He's making up more shit again. He never told me to take out the trash,but whatever fuck it" He says,getting aggitated,obviously by his father.
"I'm guessing you're gonna have to go take it out,now?" I question.
"Yep. I gotta go. See you tonight?" he replys
"Totally,dude" I finish.
"Aight,b..."
"Later" I try to cut in before he hangs up but he's already gone.
7:24 P.M.
"Thanks,mom,Love you" I say,hopping out of the car.
I head inside with my black checkard vans,white hoodie from Rue,and abercrombie jeans. I feel good,fresh,clean,passing by Ryan's old basketball goal on his driveway. The sun is like 99% down,but there's still that dim in the sky that's like an orangish color. I hit the door,open it anxiously,and walk into...
"Heyyy!!!!", approaches Laura,friendly enough.
"Uhh,hey. Where's Ryan?" I quickly,and happily ask.
"He's in his room",replys Laura with a smile.
I pass her up just to meet another interruption in my journey to the oh-so-close but oh-so-far-away room of Ryans
"Heyyy Shavez!"
God damnit,another one (when a sentence is underlined and slanted,it's my thoughts)
"Ohh,heyy! Didn't know you were coming!! Can't talk,I have something for Ryan" I lie,interrupting her nice introduction. I'm happy I did at the moment,because she'll talk all fuckin' day,and I didn't feel like talking to her lol.
Door to Ryan's room is closed,and he's inside alone. I burst in.
"Hey Ty" I say in a creepy,but funny voice,while smiling.
He smiles(:.
His short reply consists of "Hey" He was in a good mood,but not very talkative.
"Uhmm,why are you in here alone,dude?" I question the unnormal.
"Mom says I can't come out till she says,and the girls are helping set up,thank God" He says.
I laugh,and cut in,"Haha,where's everyone else?"
"You're early,dumbass,the rest of those faggots aren't here yet.By the way,Nick's coming now too."He says gladly.
"Awesome,he's pretty cool,and the only other tolderable one of the group",I say,not completely speaking my mind.
We hear a creak and look back,and the girls are there. They burst out with that random laughing crap for like a full minute to something that wasn't even funny. I don't mind though. Laura,bends over mid-laugh,and shows some enjoyable cleavage. Ryan and I look at each other with that look we give each other that means "Did you see that?" We both had saw,and we had saw greatness,for about 2 seconds.
"So! What do ya'll wanna do while we wait,hmmm?" says Laura,sounding in a chipper mood.
Me and Ryan just look around,sort-of shrug,and do the "I don't Know" hum.
They see Ryan's baby pictures on the wall and do that "Awwww how cute" shit girls do. I find it amusing this time,though,and can't help but fuck with Ryan myself.
"Awwwwwww,so cuteee" I say,messin with him.
"Fuck off",he sortof laughs.
After a short kind of silence of odd looks and strange grunts,between the four of us,Justin walks.
I know Ryan automatically thinks "Ahh,fuck it's over". We both find Justin quite annoying.
"I smile just imagining what's really going through Ryan's mind all at once right now"
"Hey dudes" Justin breaks into the silence. He's wearing his usual off-brand,wal-mart special,wannabe skater clothes.
Noone replys except for Chasity,who says "Oh,hey Justin,wussup" Smiling a halfway smile at him.
I can already tell Ryan is dreading this night.
We all hear Ryan's loud mom say "Come on in now!" in a joyous tune of voice.
We slowly walk in there.It's all Hannah Montana themed. Obviously a joke for a 14 year old birthday,but nonetheless amusing.
We sing the happy birthday,give gifts(I give the best one,50$,Hell yeah bitches),then all the kids go back to Ryan's room,and the adults stay in the kitchen and play some gay-ass board game. By now Timmy and Josh have showed up,and now its a whole sha-bang of fuckos. Well,not exactly,I'm kind of exaggerating. It wasn't that bad,but it was pretty bad.
8:19 P.M.
After about 15 mins. of pointless,uninterestring conversation,Ryan looks at the closet,and something clicks in his mind.
He whispers in my ear something I wanted to hear,but hadn't realized it yet.
7 Minutes in Heaven
What a great idea. This was the pefect young-teen party pasttime.
The girls obviously agreed. This is no lie,but ironically,they had liked me and Ryan for quite a long period of time. We,being aware,took advantage of this easy oppurtunity. Oh,and trust me,it was easy.
At first we tried to get Timmy to makeout with Laura,just because of how much of a strange and would-be amusing match up it was.
Of course though,it didn't happen. At least not for Timmy anyway. We decided going outside would be safer than the closet,for Ryan's dad was already expectant of this kind of tomfoolery,and is the type to randomly walk in on us.
Nick,who lives down the road,walks up to us from the street.
"Hey" He laughs.
"Shut up and listen,we're going to makeout with Chasity and Laura tonight" says Ryan excitingly. Not the fact of who the girls were,but that fact that it was happening at all,excited him.
So,when is this going to happen anyway?",Nick questions.
9:07 P.M.
The night went on for about 30 minutes of random conversations,making fun of Timmy,and listening to music,but we all knew what was really on our minds. I pull Ryan away for a second.
"So,are we really going to do this,or are we just fuckin' wish ourselves?" I ask,seriously.
"I'll do it if you do it",he replys calmly
"Okay then its set,let's do this shit" I nervously say,but I seem anxious.
"Wait...so are you sure?" He asks again.
"Wow. Yes I'm sure,and you're not backing out now. Don't be a pussy".I reply in an older-sibling like tone.
"Shut up,I'm not being a pussy about it. I just don't really want to,but I guess we will for the hell of it,but you're going first"
We both neither liked either of the girls,but what the hell,why not? right?
I slide over near Chasity from behind and whisper, "We're up,girl" I try to sound sexy. I was never sure if I succeeded lol.
I take her hand and was completely calm until all of a sudden my hearts pounding and my legs are shivering uncontrollably.
What the fuck? Why does this happen now? Damnit. Hope I'm good.
Truth was,It was my first make-out. We head towards the corner and I say, " Sorry if I'm not too good. I'm a little rusty"
"Don't worry about it" she slightly laughs
"So wait,do you wanna use tongu..."I try cut in.
"Just...go.." She pulls me right on her,liteally.
I'm not sure at first.
Tongue? no toungue?
Well nevermind that.
damn this girl is fast
I wonder if I'm good
That's a lot of saliva
This is kinda turning me on,our tongues rubbing together and wrapping around each other
fuck,I'm getting a half-way. Good thing these jeans are slim
Have we even kissed yet. I don't think so. Only tongue.
Oh shit,I just kneed her crotch
was that a fucking giggle behind me?
She pulls away and giggles along shortly. I turn around,and damnit every single one of them is watching.
"Wow,yall are fuckin' stupid. Noones supposed to be watching" I say ,annoyed,but honestly it didn't really matter.
In all the commotion nones really making sense. I'm still a little confused from the tongue wrestling that happened to me shortly before the time.
I walk by Ryan,pat his back,and say,"Your turn" in a sarcastic,but serious tone.
I have a wide smile of a smirk on my face at the time.
Timmy and Justin are throwing several questions at me,but I'm tuning them out.
I'm focusing on,a few feet away,Ryan and Laura face-to-face,just talking,slowly,with anxious,but nervous looks on their faces.
Debating on stuff to do with what was about to happen,I'm sure.
Now they walk to the spot me and Chasity were formerly in. Slowly,but in due time they were there. They just stood there for about 15 seconds,and Ryan looked over at me," Look away,faggots",he blurts out,then they face the other way. I can't see shit,they're behind a corner,I try to peak around a tree,can't see shit. I get completely under the car and by the time I get a perfect view,they're done and start to walk back.
"Wow,that was only like 15 seconds",I say softly as he passes.
He shrugs and smiles,we give each other the look, "Did that really Just fucking happen,dude?".
Yes,it did,and damnit,we felt like fuckin' kings for the rest of the night. The rest is just a blur. I was in too good of a mood. Me and Ryan had later found out that indeed,we were fucking amazing at making out. This makes me smile(:. Our opinions on the matter were that Chasity used too much tongue(my opinion) and that Laura was like holding Ryan still,giving him no movement.
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