Fic: Rumors. Hisagi/Kira.
Hmmm...it's been a while. My muse has gone AWOL and doesn't seem to want to come back. ...damn you!!!! T_T
Anyway, it was supposed to be just one fic but it sucked so much I had to write another one and then I couldn't decide which one wasn't so bad so here I am posting 'em both. Hope it isn't too bad! Huzzah!
Companion Fic...ish...to Non-Existent Foresight. :D
Title: Just A Rumor
Fandom: Bleach
Pairing: Hisagi Shuuhei/Kira Izuru
Theme: #5 Rumor @ 7snogs
Rating: G for Fluff :D
Notes/Warnings: Author running on a substitute muse, not a lot of braincells and zero creativity. You have been warned.
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or any of its sexy characters. I just borrow them and make them do my nasty bidding. They like it. It's fun.
Summary: Really, Kira can be such a...girl...sometimes.
Renji would never tell him to his face-mainly because he thought was too young to die-but, really, Kira can be such a…girl…sometimes.
“They’re not flirting with him, are they?” Kira asks, blue eyes glued to where Hisagi stood surrounded by three girls whose faces were as red as the hakama of their academy uniform.
Renji looks up from his breakfast and blinks, briefly wondering if he should say “You’re kidding me, right?” or “What, are you fucking retarded?” because yes, those girls were flirting with Kira’s boyfriend and from the older student’s lopsided grin and the way he scratched the back of his neck, they were either really good at it or Hisagi was bi.
The face Kira makes when one of the girls giggles loudly dams whatever ‘brilliant’ response Renji was about to say, however, and the redhead realizes that this is probably one of those times Rukia was telling him about-the ones where if you can’t say anything nice, stick a sword down your throat.
Damn, where was Hinamori when you needed her?
One of the girls leans closer to Hisagi and the sixth rounder grins. Kira is biting his bottom lip now and damn if Renji can stand the sight.
Like some kind of high school girl, Renji thinks.
“Can’t blame ‘em, you know.” He says finally and Kira turns and looks at him. The blond is confused and for a minute so is Renji because he swears there’s a little lag time between his mouth and brain when it came to girly shit like this. “Damn it, Kira, what I mean is…” Hinamori, where the hell are you?! “not everybody knows he’s…well, you know,” gay, homo, swinging in the other direction “…taken?”
Kira blinks and Renji wonders how a guy who tops all the exams couldn’t get something as simple as what he had just said. Kira didn’t really expect a billboard saying “Property of Kira Izuru. Do not touch.” to appear over Hisagi’s head now, did he? He seriously considered actually saying that but figures now’s as good a time as any to put that filter between his brain and mouth to good use. He hardly used it, after all, and he didn’t really want to deal with an upset, distraught, GIRLY Kira first thing in the morning.
“So…a rumor then?” Kira says slowly when Renji’s done ranting, sounding all bothered and upset and just six different levels of girly and if Renji were less than a man he would have just slapped Kira and called it a day.
“As far as everyone else is concerned, at least.” He says instead. “Not like there’s proof, yeah?” Neither Kira nor Hisagi were the type to actually indulge in public displays of affection, after all. Renji and Hinamori were hardly ‘public’.
“So ya can’t really blame ‘em if they think Senpai’s free for the taking, ya know, the way you two are staying in the shadows and all that.” He finishes thinking that hey, he didn’t do so badly this time around because he actually made sense and Kira isn’t even crying or anything.
“I…No, I suppose I can’t.” Kira looks away and back at Hisagi and Renji thinks that is the end of that. He was just getting back to his neglected breakfast when Kira gets up from his seat all of a sudden.
“Hey, where ya goin’?” Renji calls after him but is ignored as the blond stomps across the room, pushes past the three girls, and pulls the gorgeous sixth rounder’s head down to…
“Damn.” Renji says, half his breakfast momentarily forgotten and half of it wanting to see the light of day again.
Guess Kira could be a man about some things after all.
END.
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And here's the second one! :D
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Title: Rumor Has It
Fandom: Bleach
Pairing: Hisagi Shuuhei/Kira Izuru
Theme: #5 Rumor @ 7snogs
Rating: G for Fluff :D
Notes/Warnings: Author running on a substitute muse, not a lot of braincells and zero creativity. You have been warned.
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or any of its sexy characters. I just borrow them and make them do my nasty bidding. They like it. It's fun.
Summary: Rumor has it that Hisagi Shuuhei and Kira Izuru are together.
Rumor has it that Hisagi Shuuhei and Kira Izuru are together. At least, rumor has it for most people because to one Abarai Renji it is no rumor, it isn’t speculation, because he knows it’s true and cannot for the life of him figure out why no one else does.
He hasn’t told anyone, of course; he thinks Hinamori’s doing that enough for the both of them, but really how dense can people get?
Kira laughs when he says so and Renji goes on because he really doesn’t get it and hasn’t got anything better to talk about at the moment anyway.
The guys he gets, he tells Kira, because they didn’t really care about shit like that. But the girls...don’t they have radars for things like this?
Hell, no one is going to even need radars at the rate things were going because damn if it didn’t an arm and a leg for Renji to keep the two apart.
“It isn’t any of their business anyway.” Kira says simply, smiling and settling himself more comfortably on Hisagi’s lap. In the middle of academy grounds. In broad daylight.
And people think their relationship is a rumor why?
“Oi, get a room, you two!” He growls, grabbing Kira’s notebook and opening it right in front of his face to shield his eyes but not before he sees Kira stick his tongue out at him.
Hisagi chuckles softly and Renji growls some more.
“All right, all right.” Hisagi laughs, standing up and pulling Kira up with him. “I have a class to get to anyway. I’ll see you later?” He says turning to the blond who smiles and nods an affirmative and Hisagi leans in to brush his lips over Kira’s.
“Later.” Kira says and the look in his blue eyes has Renji groaning inwardly because he just knows he won’t be getting any sleep tonight. He briefly wonders if he can still move to a different room this late into the year, one that is as far away from either of the two’s as shinigami-ly possible. Or at least have his current room sound-proofed. The prospect is tempting and he dwells on it a while. By the time he’s mourned the impossibility of it, he and Kira are alone.
“Does it really bother you?” Kira asks him all of a sudden and he responds with a very intelligent sounding “huh?”
“That people don’t really know about me and Shuuhei, I mean.” The blond clarifies and Renji thinks about it.
“Doesn’t bother you, does it?”
Kira shakes his head.
“Then hell if I’ll let it bother me.” He grins and pulls Kira closer to ruffle the blond’s hair. “People are just retarded, that’s all.” Kira laughs and tries to fight him off and they end up rolling over each other on the grass. When they finally come to a stop they’re both messy and breathless with laughter.
“Abarai-san! Kira-kun?!”
They both look up at the sound of their names to find one of their classmates staring at them wide-eyed. “You two are-” she stammered. “Abarai-san, you’re-”
She looks from one red face to the other. “Kami-sama, the rumors were true!”
Renji stares open-mouthed after her as she turns and runs away then looks at Kira’s horrified face.
“Aw, hell no.”
END.
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x-posted: 7snogs, all_for_bleach, asterisk_plus, bleach_yaoi, kurosaki_clinic and shuukira.
Anyway, it was supposed to be just one fic but it sucked so much I had to write another one and then I couldn't decide which one wasn't so bad so here I am posting 'em both. Hope it isn't too bad! Huzzah!
Companion Fic...ish...to Non-Existent Foresight. :D
Title: Just A Rumor
Fandom: Bleach
Pairing: Hisagi Shuuhei/Kira Izuru
Theme: #5 Rumor @ 7snogs
Rating: G for Fluff :D
Notes/Warnings: Author running on a substitute muse, not a lot of braincells and zero creativity. You have been warned.
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or any of its sexy characters. I just borrow them and make them do my nasty bidding. They like it. It's fun.
Summary: Really, Kira can be such a...girl...sometimes.
Renji would never tell him to his face-mainly because he thought was too young to die-but, really, Kira can be such a…girl…sometimes.
“They’re not flirting with him, are they?” Kira asks, blue eyes glued to where Hisagi stood surrounded by three girls whose faces were as red as the hakama of their academy uniform.
Renji looks up from his breakfast and blinks, briefly wondering if he should say “You’re kidding me, right?” or “What, are you fucking retarded?” because yes, those girls were flirting with Kira’s boyfriend and from the older student’s lopsided grin and the way he scratched the back of his neck, they were either really good at it or Hisagi was bi.
The face Kira makes when one of the girls giggles loudly dams whatever ‘brilliant’ response Renji was about to say, however, and the redhead realizes that this is probably one of those times Rukia was telling him about-the ones where if you can’t say anything nice, stick a sword down your throat.
Damn, where was Hinamori when you needed her?
One of the girls leans closer to Hisagi and the sixth rounder grins. Kira is biting his bottom lip now and damn if Renji can stand the sight.
Like some kind of high school girl, Renji thinks.
“Can’t blame ‘em, you know.” He says finally and Kira turns and looks at him. The blond is confused and for a minute so is Renji because he swears there’s a little lag time between his mouth and brain when it came to girly shit like this. “Damn it, Kira, what I mean is…” Hinamori, where the hell are you?! “not everybody knows he’s…well, you know,” gay, homo, swinging in the other direction “…taken?”
Kira blinks and Renji wonders how a guy who tops all the exams couldn’t get something as simple as what he had just said. Kira didn’t really expect a billboard saying “Property of Kira Izuru. Do not touch.” to appear over Hisagi’s head now, did he? He seriously considered actually saying that but figures now’s as good a time as any to put that filter between his brain and mouth to good use. He hardly used it, after all, and he didn’t really want to deal with an upset, distraught, GIRLY Kira first thing in the morning.
“So…a rumor then?” Kira says slowly when Renji’s done ranting, sounding all bothered and upset and just six different levels of girly and if Renji were less than a man he would have just slapped Kira and called it a day.
“As far as everyone else is concerned, at least.” He says instead. “Not like there’s proof, yeah?” Neither Kira nor Hisagi were the type to actually indulge in public displays of affection, after all. Renji and Hinamori were hardly ‘public’.
“So ya can’t really blame ‘em if they think Senpai’s free for the taking, ya know, the way you two are staying in the shadows and all that.” He finishes thinking that hey, he didn’t do so badly this time around because he actually made sense and Kira isn’t even crying or anything.
“I…No, I suppose I can’t.” Kira looks away and back at Hisagi and Renji thinks that is the end of that. He was just getting back to his neglected breakfast when Kira gets up from his seat all of a sudden.
“Hey, where ya goin’?” Renji calls after him but is ignored as the blond stomps across the room, pushes past the three girls, and pulls the gorgeous sixth rounder’s head down to…
“Damn.” Renji says, half his breakfast momentarily forgotten and half of it wanting to see the light of day again.
Guess Kira could be a man about some things after all.
END.
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And here's the second one! :D
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Title: Rumor Has It
Fandom: Bleach
Pairing: Hisagi Shuuhei/Kira Izuru
Theme: #5 Rumor @ 7snogs
Rating: G for Fluff :D
Notes/Warnings: Author running on a substitute muse, not a lot of braincells and zero creativity. You have been warned.
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or any of its sexy characters. I just borrow them and make them do my nasty bidding. They like it. It's fun.
Summary: Rumor has it that Hisagi Shuuhei and Kira Izuru are together.
Rumor has it that Hisagi Shuuhei and Kira Izuru are together. At least, rumor has it for most people because to one Abarai Renji it is no rumor, it isn’t speculation, because he knows it’s true and cannot for the life of him figure out why no one else does.
He hasn’t told anyone, of course; he thinks Hinamori’s doing that enough for the both of them, but really how dense can people get?
Kira laughs when he says so and Renji goes on because he really doesn’t get it and hasn’t got anything better to talk about at the moment anyway.
The guys he gets, he tells Kira, because they didn’t really care about shit like that. But the girls...don’t they have radars for things like this?
Hell, no one is going to even need radars at the rate things were going because damn if it didn’t an arm and a leg for Renji to keep the two apart.
“It isn’t any of their business anyway.” Kira says simply, smiling and settling himself more comfortably on Hisagi’s lap. In the middle of academy grounds. In broad daylight.
And people think their relationship is a rumor why?
“Oi, get a room, you two!” He growls, grabbing Kira’s notebook and opening it right in front of his face to shield his eyes but not before he sees Kira stick his tongue out at him.
Hisagi chuckles softly and Renji growls some more.
“All right, all right.” Hisagi laughs, standing up and pulling Kira up with him. “I have a class to get to anyway. I’ll see you later?” He says turning to the blond who smiles and nods an affirmative and Hisagi leans in to brush his lips over Kira’s.
“Later.” Kira says and the look in his blue eyes has Renji groaning inwardly because he just knows he won’t be getting any sleep tonight. He briefly wonders if he can still move to a different room this late into the year, one that is as far away from either of the two’s as shinigami-ly possible. Or at least have his current room sound-proofed. The prospect is tempting and he dwells on it a while. By the time he’s mourned the impossibility of it, he and Kira are alone.
“Does it really bother you?” Kira asks him all of a sudden and he responds with a very intelligent sounding “huh?”
“That people don’t really know about me and Shuuhei, I mean.” The blond clarifies and Renji thinks about it.
“Doesn’t bother you, does it?”
Kira shakes his head.
“Then hell if I’ll let it bother me.” He grins and pulls Kira closer to ruffle the blond’s hair. “People are just retarded, that’s all.” Kira laughs and tries to fight him off and they end up rolling over each other on the grass. When they finally come to a stop they’re both messy and breathless with laughter.
“Abarai-san! Kira-kun?!”
They both look up at the sound of their names to find one of their classmates staring at them wide-eyed. “You two are-” she stammered. “Abarai-san, you’re-”
She looks from one red face to the other. “Kami-sama, the rumors were true!”
Renji stares open-mouthed after her as she turns and runs away then looks at Kira’s horrified face.
“Aw, hell no.”
END.
Image by the lovely ceestar.
--------------------------------------------------
My Master Fic Index here.
My 30_romances Fic List here.
My 50scenes Prompt Table here.
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x-posted: 7snogs, all_for_bleach, asterisk_plus, bleach_yaoi, kurosaki_clinic and shuukira.