Comments | antennapedia: I am m34n. Just ask my cats.

antennapedia

I am m34n. Just ask my cats.

Feb 27, 2009 17:54

Today was Cat Trauma Day. First I tormented them by locking them in the house. Then I chained them up in the cat carrier and subjected them to a car ride to the sausage-making facility. There, they were poked and prodded to see if they were fat enough to be made into kitty sausages. Then needles were stuck into them for no reason whatsoever. Then ( Read more... )

pets, random

Comments 10

nemaihne February 28 2009, 02:31:41 UTC

No, the salmon toothpaste will not. That's why they make those little toothbrushes that go on the end of your finger to brush their teeth. Because cats can then find something that will make them feel a little better while your fingers are conveniently already between their teeth...

antennapedia February 28 2009, 18:21:37 UTC

Bishie might chomp down. Mina will just go limp and suffer ostentatiously, as she did at the vet's. I am certain they'll learn what the toothbrush means immediately.

nemaihne March 1 2009, 00:18:22 UTC

Well, you did name her for a victim...

antennapedia March 1 2009, 03:54:56 UTC

The husband claims up and down that her name is just "Mina", not "Mina Harker", so you got me. She thinks she's the boss.

ljs February 28 2009, 11:07:24 UTC

I send all sympathies. The Small Blonde Dog goes to the vet for her checkup Thursday, and it will not be an enjoyable day...

Good thoughts for the cats' quick forgetting of this trauma!

antennapedia March 1 2009, 03:49:20 UTC

Oh, poor SBD! Our dogs claim to enjoy the trips to the vet, though of course they get upset about the prodding parts. Maybe their theory is that if they charm everyone in the office, they'll escape any medical misery. May the SBD's memory be short.

jedi_diplomat February 28 2009, 11:12:18 UTC

At least there was no smurf juice involved. The last two time Rewind had to go to the vet he had to endure the indignity of having his white fur turned temporarily blue in places because of smurf juice (the quick stop bleeding stuff the vets have). He glared for days until it ws gone.

antennapedia March 1 2009, 03:46:43 UTC

My guy now has shaved patches where they stuck needles into him. No smurfism! That would have been hilarious.

bodhibird February 28 2009, 14:21:08 UTC

Ah, Little Shop of Horrors. That movie came out right after my mother died, and I think I saw it four times. I leave you to figure out the psychological implications of that.

antennapedia March 1 2009, 03:54:10 UTC

Your mother was a dentist?