004 || VOICE/VIDEO

[meaningly]

▬ I ▬ see ▬ d ▬ ple ▬▬▬

[ Echo echo echo… If it isn’t glaringly obvious, he seems to be having as much trouble with the voice function as everyone else is. There’s static, sudden EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEs of high pitch, and all-in-all it sounds like bad frequency radio. ]

▬▬▬▬▬ eku ▬ you ▬▬▬ kenojo ▬

[ There’s a small feed of video - suddenly - and

Comments

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[wrathless]

Daddy, change the channel. I don't want to listen to opera.

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[meaningly]

Go talk to Mommy, honey. Daddy is busy.

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[wrathless]

Ahh, child neglect. Woe is me.

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[meaningly]

So unappreciative for all that I do for you.

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[meaningly]

Anyway, talk to me when you're famous. And/or a successful doctor.

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[wrathless]

But daddy I'm at the rebellious age.

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[meaningly]

I think Mommy's a better person to talk to if you're ready to hear about the Birds and the Bees.

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[wrathless]

I like cats better.

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[meaningly]

So when a mommy cat and a daddy cat love each other very much...