[so, this would be a grumpy megane staring peevishly into the device video feed. you may recognize him, you may not. since when did mikoshiba shouta need to exclusively wear glasses? he's also cleaned up rather primly, or at least dressed sharper than the usual disheveled button-up deal he's so far been sporting.
but nevermind that, he's cutting to the chase.]
Right, so, since so many of you have obviously gotten curious, I thought I'd
clear up some confusion.
I do not have horns. Or a moustache.
[and well, it's true. he looks like he's having nothing even remotely resembling a good day, but despite "popular" opinion, there is a distinct lack of both untamed facial hair and monster horns. nothing to see here, and no, he doesn't care what you heard.]