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[fuckyeahqueen]

[Why hello, Ceriu. Have a glee club star who is...as a rule pretty good at hiding his frustration, except for his faint frown and the cautious way he's handling his NEXUS doovy. The backdrop behind his head looks a little familiar.]

--think that did it... Hello? This -- my name is Jesse. Jesse St. James.

[No further explanation. He says this like

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VOICE.

[em0phones]

. . .

Great. Another brilliant recruiting decision by the scientists.

VOICE.

[fuckyeahqueen]

Scientists? Are they the people I talk to about this entire situation sucking?

VOICE.

[em0phones]

... Pretty much, yeah. Good luck finding one of them, though.

VOICE.

[fuckyeahqueen]

Great. Avoiding responsibility is always a good idea. Isn't there some kind of complaints department, at least?

1/2 VOICE.

[em0phones]

... Something tells me a complaints department is the last thing on their minds.

[em0phones]

Feel free to build a comments box or something, though.

[ -- If you want to waste your time. ]

VOICE.

[fuckyeahqueen]

[deadpan]

Gee, that's a really helpful suggestion.

VOICE.

[em0phones]

Worse than standing around griping on the network?

VOICE.

[fuckyeahqueen]

...touché. So how do people with absolutely zero medical skills make themselves useful here? Consider the suggestion box open for business.

VOICE.

[em0phones]

[ He shrugs, even though it can't be seen through the voice communicator. ]

It's a city full of people -- pretty much what you'd expect. People go scavenging for food, show people around, and... uh, I don't know. People keep saying that it depends on what you can do, so I guess there's plenty of... job opportunities around.

VOICE.

[fuckyeahqueen]

[jesse thinks about this for a second]

Huh. What I can do is bring musical culture to the tragically underprivileged. And by the looks of things, that's urgently needed here, so I guess I'll get right on it.

1/2 VOICE.

[em0phones]

. . .

[em0phones]

You're serious. [ -- Disbelieving. ]

VOICE.

[fuckyeahqueen]

Of course. When it comes to music, I'm always serious.

VOICE.

[em0phones]

... and you really think that's the best way to spend your time around here?

VOICE.

[fuckyeahqueen]

I don't exactly want to be here, you know. But since I am, I might as well do what I do best.

It's practically charity work, anyway. Maybe if I earn enough community service points they'll let me leave.