*stifling gigglefits to type*

[ante_luce]

Comments from my last entry whipped into something vaguely resembling a storyline for your reading pleasure. Minor edits to make things flow and fit and such.

This is crack.

And all your fault.

Credit for insanity goes to: bookscrazygirl, bookworm_faith, drharper, JadeTarma, kyra_neko_rei, nekohitori, sanjuno, vericus and wereinotmyself. (If I've missed anyone, apologies, crack giggles affect my cognitive functions. Ping me and I'

Comments

... Healthier than other addictions, I suppose...

[ante_luce]

Still later...

Spike: *flopped over 'Bee's frame* ... Okay, I think I see your point.
Carly: *also flopped over her mechs, smirking* ... I dunno. I'm not so convinced...
'Bee: *smirk* Wait 'till I show you the rest of it.
Spike: 0_0 'Rest of it'?
'Bee: It can wait 'till we've all caught some recharge. *happy purr*

Over in the Seeker+Porsche+Datsun just onlining afterglow pile...

Jazz: So... How did Soundwave learn that trick?
Prowl: I learnt it from him actually.
Jazz: o_0
Prowl: The mech has six sparklings. He didn't get them on his own. *to Seekers* Has he done *detailed description of incredibly kinky act* to you?
Seekers: O_O ... No.
(Skywarp: That's legal? TC: That's possible? SS: That's unfair. Why did Prowl get to experience it and not us?)
Prowl: Ah. I suppose the sparklings really do take up a lot of time.
Seekers: *pout*
Soundwave: *popping in* Query: Energon dispensers, working again?
Prowl: *waves from pileup* Should be.
Soundwave: Thank you. Additional query: Time to Seekers begging for release?
Prowl: *smirk* Half-breem average.
Soundwave: *impressed look* Blaster: Took whole breem.
Prowl: You tried the back of his neck?
Soundwave: Recommendation: Acceptable. Will use next time.
Prowl: No problem.
Seekers: So... about this thing Soundwave hasn't done to us...
Jazz: My mech, boyos. I get first dibs.
Prowl: Later, Jazz. The Ark doesn't run itself. *wriggles free and saunters out*
SS: ... How does he do that?
Jazz: *shrug* Pit if I know. Mech's like the fragging Energiser Bunny. Quick recharge time and all.
SW: Nice aft too.
TC: A nice aft that's out of our line of sight now :(
SS: Hey, if you can get up and follow him, be my guest.
Jazz: *snuggles close*
TC+SW: Um... We'll just wait here.
SS: Good choice.

[sanjuno]

=Still later yet...=

Spike: Holy slag.
Carly: Okay, I think I'm very thoroughly convinced now.
Bee: Told ya. *smug!*
Spike & Carly: *exchange look* *pounce Bee!*
Bee: *happy purr*

=/=

Screamer: Skyfire! Watch this for me will you? *drops of crate and runs off*
Skyfire: ... *opens crate despite self*
Cassette Cons & Bots: *look up at Skyfire from sleepy pile*
Ratbat: Light off! *wails*
Eject: Tryin' a sleep... *whines*
Skyfire: *closes crate* ... the slag?

=/=

Seekers: *port into Blasters quarters*
Soundwave and Blaster: *in the middle of incedibly kinky act*
Warp: Hey! ^_^
Blaster: Eeep!
Soundwave: Query: Reason for inturruption?
Warp: First off, ther is no slagging way a boom box can outlast us.
Cracker: Secondly, we've arranged for someone trustworthy to watch the kids for the next long while.
Screamer: And thirdly, we've got first dibs. Now you either play with us or go away.
Blaster: *whimpers*
Wave: Seekers: Cute when jealous.
Seekers: We'll show you cute. *pounce*
Blaster: Imma never understand you Cons... *is grabbed* Meep! O.O

=/=

Prime: *humming* Good evening Prowl, Jazz.
Bots: *stare as Prime blithely continues past the two mechs practically interfaceing in the hallway*
Jack: Ratchet, what did you do to him.
Ratchet: Nothing! He just woke up that way. I think that last fritz burned out a connector, and now he's in happy denial land.
Jack: Ah. Maybe it's for the best.

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Ratchet: Now that the Prime's settled, it's my turn to get some. *grabs Wheeljack*
Jack: ^_^ *glee*

And even more later still...

Skyfire: *sticks head into Blaster's quarters* Blaster, Soundwave, your cassettes want in. Now.
Blaster: *tired & snuggled up with Soundwave* M'kay.
Cassettes: *pile onto both tape players to continue recharge*
Soundwave: *still in recharge, curls around Blaster*
Skyfire: *sigh* *looks about for seekers* *spots seeker pile* Hmmm...

SS: *wakes up* WTFrag! *is tied up with...* *checks* *with ribbon?* 0_0;;
Skyfire: Morning, Starscream.
SS: ... Let me go?
SF: I don't think so. *purr* Because it's occurred to me that while I got to unwrap my present, I never got to play with it. And I wouldn't want the Ops mechs to think I was ungrateful, would I? *devious smirk*
SS: *gasping* ... No, don't want that at all- ah!

TC: 'Warp, where's Screamer?
*shrieking*
SW: There he is! ^_^ He and Skyfire sound busy. Leave 'em alone for now?
TC: *shrug* Why not? We have to find Reflector and process the pictures anyway.

[ante_luce]

At this rate, you're gonna end up with enough for another crack!fic (not that I'm complaining, mind you). ^_^

~JadeTarma

[ante_luce]

Well, I think this one's run its course already, but who knows?