I dedicate this one to all the Lisas, Lindseys and Cheeto Lovers out there.
Things that don't make you look thinner:
1) Wearing less clothes.
2) Eating
3) Dancing
4) Wearing a lot of make up
5) Maintaining poor hygiene
6) Licking your fingers, also see sucking lollipops
7) Being gothic
8) Eating your friends
9) Describing your rolls as "curves"
10) Saying you're "looking for a man who can handle 'a whole lotta woman'"
11) Playing sports
12) Eating with your fingers
13) Going to buffets
14) Being Mrs. Keith
15) Wearing high heels to show off your piggy trotters
16) Having sex... please don't have sex
17) Jumping
18) Acting like you're "normal"
19) Claiming obesity is a disability
20) Standing up for all the 'full-figure women' out there
21) Undressing
22) Flirting with anything
23) Taking pictures of yourself
24) Piercing your nose
25) Dating Jesse
26) Making lists
27) Having long fake fingernails
28) Pretending to be black
29) Being near me.
Thanks.
1) Wearing less clothes.
2) Eating
3) Dancing
4) Wearing a lot of make up
5) Maintaining poor hygiene
6) Licking your fingers, also see sucking lollipops
7) Being gothic
8) Eating your friends
9) Describing your rolls as "curves"
10) Saying you're "looking for a man who can handle 'a whole lotta woman'"
11) Playing sports
12) Eating with your fingers
13) Going to buffets
14) Being Mrs. Keith
15) Wearing high heels to show off your piggy trotters
16) Having sex... please don't have sex
17) Jumping
18) Acting like you're "normal"
19) Claiming obesity is a disability
20) Standing up for all the 'full-figure women' out there
21) Undressing
22) Flirting with anything
23) Taking pictures of yourself
24) Piercing your nose
25) Dating Jesse
26) Making lists
27) Having long fake fingernails
28) Pretending to be black
29) Being near me.
Thanks.