This is actually a re-worked version of a song I wrote way back in about 2002, I think. I forgot a good portion of the original and don't seem to have it written down anywhere, but I remembered the basics of it and decided to reconstruct it with my friend V's hopeful future boyfriend-situation in mind. Yay, a song about someone other than me! (although there is, of course, a fair bit of me in there too. :) )
I... can look at that guy's ass if I want to
And I... can drink a lot of beer and have an orgy with my friends
And I... can flirt with anyone that I want to
'cause I no longer have a boyfriend..
And I'm nobody's girlfriend now
But I'm gonna get through somehow
And I don't need to cry
'Cause I don't have a guy in my life...
I... can watch a ton of gay porn if I want to
And I... can finally watch Law & Order SVU until it ends
And I... can flirt with anyone that I want to!
'Cause I no longer have a boyfriend..
And I'm nobody's girlfriend now
But I'm gonna get through somehow
And I don't need to cry
'Cause I don't have a guy in my life...
I don't have to sit here by the phone that never rings
I don't have to spend my nights alone dreaming of things
You don't have to call me anymore
'Cause I've got better things to do
Than sit here thinking about you
And I... can consider my hot neighbor if I want to..
And I... can dress like a punked-out crackwhore if I choose
And I... can flirt with anyone that I want to
'Cause I no longer have.. you...
And I'm nobody's girlfriend now
But I'm gonna get through somehow
And I don't need to cry
'Cause I don't have a guy in my life...
I don't have to wonder what you're doing over there
I don't have to worry anymore and I don't care
You don't have to love me anymore
'Cause things are better off this way
And I am happy I can sayy...
That I'm nobody's girlfriend now
And I'm gonna get through somehow
And I don't need to cry
'Cause I don't have a guy in my life...
Yeah I'm nobody's girlfriend now
And I'm gonna get through somehow
And I don't need to cry
'Cause I don't have a guy in my life...
life...
Yeah I.... Can look at that guy's ass if I want to
.. and I do.
:)