Almost As Good As A Good Blow Job
We have a 2004 Subaru WRX STi in our used car lot -- 300 HP, 300 lb ft of torque, all-wheel drive, monstrous brakes, huge wheels and tires. I took it out to run a work related errand and holy fucking crap was it awesome! I felt like I should have been driving around in a cape and mask with an indecipherable symbol of my superhero-ness on my chest. The acceleration is shove-you-back-in-the-seat brutal, the grip on the road in otherworldly, and the suspension is so race car serious it only comes alive at lethal speeds. This car has no business on the public roadways. I crave its company.
