The Cold Winds Doth Blow

[antarctico]

Goddamn Canadian air! It's 20°F and feels like 12°F with the wind. Where are my sixty-degree temperatures? Where is my global warming? This is why we need border control. Fsck the illegal immigrants, it's the subzero Canuck air we need to keep out. Thank GM the Batmobile has heated seats. At least my ass will be swaddled in warmth.

Comments

[antarctico]

I found it on his MySpace page. I was reading some of the comments to his blog and I am sorry, but I think he might be cheating on your mom:



(Oh, and fuck you tripod.com!)

[sweetfuckall]

The thighs... how can I blame him?

[antarctico]

And, powerful Canadian thighs they are.

You want to talk thighs, I fenced in college and the legs on the fencer chicks were to freakin' die for. The white strech fencing knickers didn't leave much to the imagination, and I have a good imagination.