The Cold Winds Doth Blow

[antarctico]

Goddamn Canadian air! It's 20°F and feels like 12°F with the wind. Where are my sixty-degree temperatures? Where is my global warming? This is why we need border control. Fsck the illegal immigrants, it's the subzero Canuck air we need to keep out. Thank GM the Batmobile has heated seats. At least my ass will be swaddled in warmth.

Comments

[judithiscariot]

ahem. ahahahahaha!

[antarctico]

Enjoy your melanoma!

[judithiscariot]

i seriously saw people sunbathing this weekend. SUNBATHING. in FEBRUARY. damn.

[antarctico]

To quote Handsome Dick Manitoba of the The Dictators from their last album D.F.F.D.:

California's gonna crumble into in the sea.
No more Beachboys harmonies!

[sweetfuckall]

Every day, I see at least one tool walking through 4 feet of snow in shorts. The Canadian Physique is so esthetically pleasing that we feel compelled to showcase it year round.

[antarctico]

Wow, that's hardcore, but if the Canadian Physique is as esthetically pleasing as you imply, it is quite understandable. Since shorts in snow seem to not be your style, how do you prefer to display the nation's assets?