Mar 31, 2006 14:57
"What time is this thing of yours?"
"8 am until 5."
"It's already 8:30."
"Fashionably late."
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"Are you even sure it's today?"
"Of course I am! I wrote it on my planner ages ago, April 1."
"PATRICIA TODAY IS MARCH 31!"
"OH SHIT!!1"
"DON'T CURSE!"
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"I'm going to make up for this big time, I swear."
"On Report Card Day?"
"Teeee-Dot-Teeee."
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"I swear, this will never happen again."
"Given that there will be anymore agains in your future, see to it that it won't."
"OMG NO WAY YOU DID NOT JUST-"
"SHUSH! YOU'RE IN ENOUGH TROUBLE ALREADY!"
"WEH!"
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"So what are you going to do now?"
"Eat and sleep."
"Aren't you going to change first?"
"No, I like the outfit."
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"So maybe I will change. But I'm hanging this up for future use."