Gag me with socks.
Strange things happen when I wake up before 10 am on a day with no classes.
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Since I have to be off to Daphne's for Adarna practice soon.
3. While I'm watching sports, my girlfriend will suddenly sit beside me in a baby tee and short shorts, pretending to be interested in the game. But I no longer am.
Tackle!
12. Lean over the arm of the couch and let me go down on you from behind. I promise you'll see starts.
Because having a nose up your ass is so kinky.
26. While you're getting dressed int he morning, bend over without any underwear on in front of me.
Then let out a huge fart. Hot.
29. As I go down on you, please keep the lights on. Half the thrill of pleasuring you is seeing your most private body part up sloce.
The other half of the thrill must be pretty bad, too.
36. Let me suck on your toes during foreplay. I promise you'll feel currents of pleasure from your feet to your innermost places.
TOE JAM YAY!
44. I had a girlfriend who liked it when I sucked her nipples through a white tee shirt. I still fantatsize about the wet spots on the fabric from where my mouth had been.
*shuts up*
46. During a trip to your parents' house, let's have a quickie in your childhood bedroom.
Arrange your teddy bears around your bed so we can make-believe we're doing it in an arena.
47. Lick the skin on the underside of my member, where the head meets the shaft. It's so sensitive, it's a secret orgasm switch.
On... Off... On... Off... On... Off... Until the switch breaks, perhaps?
48. When you're straddling me, hold my arms down by the biceps, so you're pretend-pinning me to the bed. Even though guys secretly love that sense of powerlessness.
Must remember for future reference.
50. Tell me I feel really big. it's such a boost to my sexual ego.
How about "You're so big, it scares me!"? Does that work too?
61. Cup my balls together in one of your palms and pump gently while you're going down on me.
WTH ROFL
66. My favorite twist on from-behind sex: We both lie down straight, my body extended over yours and our faces practically touching, I thrust in shallow, wide circles, which leaves you purring in pleasure.
Upperclassmen: Explain to me the physics behind this.
67. When you have on a thin, tight sweater, pleace my hands on your breasts. I love touching them.
Or even a thin shirt. Or a bathrobe. Or a hoodie. Or an apron. Whatever you happen to be wearing.
69. Take off your thing and tie my hands behind my back with it. Then have your way with me.
And how big is your girlfriend's thing?
70. Turn your request into a command. "Can you move faster?" isn't nearly as hot as "Go faster!"
How about "Last longer!"? Dammit.
71. Grab my backside during missionary, drawing me closer to you with each thrust.
Say it with me. ASS.
72. Keep your boots on.
Okay. *sheepish*
86. Sleep in the nude. I love to feel your soft skin when I reach for you in the middle of the night.
I know no other way, bumpkin.
98. Rub your breasts over my entire body, from head to toe.
First toe jam, now dandruff, next herpes!
99. Wear nothing but a thin chain belt to bed so I can pull you closer when you're straddling me.
I suggest a belt with spikes.
101. Stay in bed after we finish - I want to feel you against me as the sweat dries and your heartbeat goes back to normal.
Make me sweat first.
*bows out*
Once I get back to my house from Daphne's at around 6 or 6.30, I'll finalize my Soc. Sci. PowerPoint. I'm giving my Photoshop a break. It's always conking out, and hopefully a few hours' rest will give it the will to work for me for a few hours. ^_~
Pat Productions Presents
Excerpts
Since I have to be off to Daphne's for Adarna practice soon.
3. While I'm watching sports, my girlfriend will suddenly sit beside me in a baby tee and short shorts, pretending to be interested in the game. But I no longer am.
Tackle!
12. Lean over the arm of the couch and let me go down on you from behind. I promise you'll see starts.
Because having a nose up your ass is so kinky.
26. While you're getting dressed int he morning, bend over without any underwear on in front of me.
Then let out a huge fart. Hot.
29. As I go down on you, please keep the lights on. Half the thrill of pleasuring you is seeing your most private body part up sloce.
The other half of the thrill must be pretty bad, too.
36. Let me suck on your toes during foreplay. I promise you'll feel currents of pleasure from your feet to your innermost places.
TOE JAM YAY!
44. I had a girlfriend who liked it when I sucked her nipples through a white tee shirt. I still fantatsize about the wet spots on the fabric from where my mouth had been.
*shuts up*
46. During a trip to your parents' house, let's have a quickie in your childhood bedroom.
Arrange your teddy bears around your bed so we can make-believe we're doing it in an arena.
47. Lick the skin on the underside of my member, where the head meets the shaft. It's so sensitive, it's a secret orgasm switch.
On... Off... On... Off... On... Off... Until the switch breaks, perhaps?
48. When you're straddling me, hold my arms down by the biceps, so you're pretend-pinning me to the bed. Even though guys secretly love that sense of powerlessness.
Must remember for future reference.
50. Tell me I feel really big. it's such a boost to my sexual ego.
How about "You're so big, it scares me!"? Does that work too?
61. Cup my balls together in one of your palms and pump gently while you're going down on me.
WTH ROFL
66. My favorite twist on from-behind sex: We both lie down straight, my body extended over yours and our faces practically touching, I thrust in shallow, wide circles, which leaves you purring in pleasure.
Upperclassmen: Explain to me the physics behind this.
67. When you have on a thin, tight sweater, pleace my hands on your breasts. I love touching them.
Or even a thin shirt. Or a bathrobe. Or a hoodie. Or an apron. Whatever you happen to be wearing.
69. Take off your thing and tie my hands behind my back with it. Then have your way with me.
And how big is your girlfriend's thing?
70. Turn your request into a command. "Can you move faster?" isn't nearly as hot as "Go faster!"
How about "Last longer!"? Dammit.
71. Grab my backside during missionary, drawing me closer to you with each thrust.
Say it with me. ASS.
72. Keep your boots on.
Okay. *sheepish*
86. Sleep in the nude. I love to feel your soft skin when I reach for you in the middle of the night.
I know no other way, bumpkin.
98. Rub your breasts over my entire body, from head to toe.
First toe jam, now dandruff, next herpes!
99. Wear nothing but a thin chain belt to bed so I can pull you closer when you're straddling me.
I suggest a belt with spikes.
101. Stay in bed after we finish - I want to feel you against me as the sweat dries and your heartbeat goes back to normal.
Make me sweat first.
*bows out*
Once I get back to my house from Daphne's at around 6 or 6.30, I'll finalize my Soc. Sci. PowerPoint. I'm giving my Photoshop a break. It's always conking out, and hopefully a few hours' rest will give it the will to work for me for a few hours. ^_~