A friend just lured me back into that pit of vile evilness called Best of Craigslist. Part of the reason I avoid it is because I want to email or post about every other ad on the list, which I realize is not as entertaining to you all as it is to me.
Some of them, though....I guess I shouldn't be, but I am seriously gobsmacked.
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ksc/725674463.html Title: "Your Pets Will Not Be Flagged For Removal By Jesus During the Rapture"
:-O