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My house smells like bacon.
Smoke fogging up the entire downstairs!!!
eyeballs hanging by threads
my parents are hosting the annual pig roast in my god damned neighborhood this weekend
fucking sick
oh and my dad is using my moms suburban to pick up this 200 lb dead pig
GROSSSSSSSS!!!!
i get paid tomorrow
im hoping to bring in da big buckz!!!
<3
later bacon bitz!!!