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No, learn to Enjoy losing...
Man, Fuck. That.
I don't know if I like live Black Jack...
BJ TAKES MY MONEY AWAY!
You bastards!
That doesn't belong to you!
hahahahaha
Well, I certainly need practice.
But the gentleman to my left seemed to be doing well.
He was all kinds of hootin and hollerin.
I really don't make enough money to blow it on fuckin cards man...
cartainly not something like Black Jack.
I'm more of a poker man.
I can throw some bluffs and more importantly...
I can read bluffs too I think.
I'm not really a card person though...
nor dice.
I'm just not very lucky.
They say,
Lucky at cards, unlucky at love and Vice Versa.
Well,
I got fucked on that deal...
cause I'm not lucky at either really.
Decided I was glad I only lost as much as I did...
not as much as HE did.
Could be worse.
I'll definetly practice before I let those bastards stick it in my pooper again :-/
Usually I like to get kissed before I get fucked.
I guess they don't believe in that policy...
Too bad,
cause I could use a good kiss about now.
Oh well...
time to satisfy this insatiable urge for...
KUNG-FU!
I've got more than Half a Loaf, Baby!
Take some of this...
White Chocolate Macadamia Nut Cookies...
Chocolate Carmel Rice Krispy Treats,
and Gardettos.
Don't forget the Yoo-Hoo and it's ON!
Bring it Yuen!
Here we go!
Man, Fuck. That.
I don't know if I like live Black Jack...
BJ TAKES MY MONEY AWAY!
You bastards!
That doesn't belong to you!
hahahahaha
Well, I certainly need practice.
But the gentleman to my left seemed to be doing well.
He was all kinds of hootin and hollerin.
I really don't make enough money to blow it on fuckin cards man...
cartainly not something like Black Jack.
I'm more of a poker man.
I can throw some bluffs and more importantly...
I can read bluffs too I think.
I'm not really a card person though...
nor dice.
I'm just not very lucky.
They say,
Lucky at cards, unlucky at love and Vice Versa.
Well,
I got fucked on that deal...
cause I'm not lucky at either really.
Decided I was glad I only lost as much as I did...
not as much as HE did.
Could be worse.
I'll definetly practice before I let those bastards stick it in my pooper again :-/
Usually I like to get kissed before I get fucked.
I guess they don't believe in that policy...
Too bad,
cause I could use a good kiss about now.
Oh well...
time to satisfy this insatiable urge for...
KUNG-FU!
I've got more than Half a Loaf, Baby!
Take some of this...
White Chocolate Macadamia Nut Cookies...
Chocolate Carmel Rice Krispy Treats,
and Gardettos.
Don't forget the Yoo-Hoo and it's ON!
Bring it Yuen!
Here we go!