Reborn Drabbles (8059 challenge: Under the Bed)

[ansibs]

Title: Oh right, that's what we were doing here
Author: anza
Fandom: Katekyou Hitman Reborn!
Pairing: 8059
Warnings: UH. NC-17, I reckon.
Notes: Written for the 8059 challenge prompt 23. UNDER THE BED. Haven't written Reborn stuff in 3 weeks, I feel all twitchy and had to write this at work. Ha.

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[shaorankun]

sweet XD
I bet yama stashes his gokudera pr0n under the bed
XD *Gets hit*

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[ansibs]

OMG gotta write an omake now:

"Thought it'd be more crowded in here," Gokudera mutters. Japanese houses are all perfectly balanced and organized but squished to the point of claustrophobic - Yamamoto's room is much the same. As Yamamoto slowly drags him out from under the bed by his heels, he lazily snags a passing box on the way.

Lying there on the hardwood floor (still naked), he reachs inside curiously, hand finding plastic and paper. Of course, he thinks, baseball cards, he's a baseball nut and shows it -

But it's not. It's significantly larger than a baseball card. And as he increduously pulls the rest of the shiny cover into view - 8059, the repasted title reads - Yamamoto takes that moment to finish pulling up his boxers and look over at what he's doing

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[ansibs]

But even as his hackles rise to astronomical heights of fury, the sight of Yamamoto in his boxers, rubbing the back of his head where he'd bumped it, surrounded by books he'd obviously taken great care of (indeed, taken care to substitute names) begins to appease him just a little bit. Gokudera thinks about all the times he'd felt like killing the other - unsurprisingly the list runs long, starting from every time Yamamoto had put his arm around him or the 10th - and then thinks about the bigger scope of things, and then...

...well, so there. He can be patient enough to regain his clothes and his dynamite, and blow up his lover somewhere where he won't trouble nice Yamamoto-san who occasionally gave him free sushi.

"Should I...," and here Gokudera's hackles rise again, because the baseball nut was going to be stupid and say something like Here, let's read together!. But instead, the question continues:

"Should I throw them out after all?"

And damn if those aren't puppy-eyes. Gokudera has no idea how much these things are -

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[shaorankun]

I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS MORE
*COMMENTED TOO EARLY*

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[sunshine_melodi]

This was bloody awesome! Couldn't stop laughing and Yama is just too cute. *heart*

LOL!!!

Wah! I fear the day Gokudera ever finds my 8059 dj stash. O_O *hides 'em*

XDDDD

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[ansibs]

Hahaha, but I just *know* he'll wait for the Yamamotos to be out so he can sneak into the house and guiltily steal a couple each time. And of course, he'll find the names are changed inside the doujin too.

I felt the omake was kinda weird. I did take some time to read it and reread it (certain spelling mistakes jump out at me...), but in the end I'm still discouraged. In the end I really do suck at humor - it's so forced when I write it. *despair! headdesk*

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[sunshine_melodi]

I thought it was pretty funny. XD It had me laughing. ;D

I can totally see him doing that. Stealin Yama's dj. 8D Good stuff. XD

Spelling mistakes happens, s'oki s'oki. I make 'em all the time. 8D Don't be discouraged. ;D

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[ansibs]

Haha should I have made it actual porn? But I think then Gokudera would be really disturbed. Isn't it weird how people are like "WHOA real porn!" in contrast to "Oh, it's just drawn censored anime porn". You'd think they'd recognize it comes down the same thing in the end...

Er, off subject. Ugh I read it a 5th time and I still feel I suck at humor >.>

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[sunshine_melodi]

*laughs*

That would have been hot. 8D Yeah, that's true. LOL. Porn is porn no matter how you look at it. XD

Nah. Your humour is fine. :D

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[akayalovesyaoi]

Ho shit, an OMAKE, yaaay <3

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[ansibs]

Yes yes, omake!

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[shaorankun]

LAWL
THAT WAS EPIC
XD
omg Yama's in for it
*hides him in my closet* *_*

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[ansibs]

Shhhh...

Yama's only good in the closet if you lock Gokudera in after him. Without the self-lighting dynamite.

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[shaorankun]

I'd love a Yama in a closet
XD!
*Imagines*

"Takeshi! Dinner time!"
Yamamoto- *steps out of closet and onto the bed*
Bed- *Tied up Gokudera*

XD *gets hit*

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[ansibs]

Oh, there was a scanlation of something like that a little while ago, a doujin on the main hitman_reborn community, didja see it? The one where Yamamoto-san is like, "Caught a biiiiig tuna today! See?" *holds up tied-up and gagged Gokudera* Maybe it was here?

Mmmm, them in a closet. But I think I've written enough quick-and-fast smut for one day. Have a shameless plug for the slower smut I wrote three weeks ago and haven't posted until now.

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[shaorankun]

Yus Yus I've seen it XD *heart*