edumacation
so today i got to go get "educated" about diabetes.
holy shit.
the very (i should highlight VERY) perky "nutritionist" began our session by telling bryan that he "looks like jesus. jeannie, look! doesn't he look like jesus?" then she told us about her son's christian rock band (they actually go to a church called "lord of the harvest baptist church") and how they do this song where someone has to act out jesus giving food to the hungry and jesus comforts an old lady and he (bryan) could really play the part of jesus if he wanted to.
the BEST most exciting part of the education session, was this:
the nutritionist told us that she went to jacksonville state because "they had a kick team. and i could kick really high. it's like kicking ballerinas. that's why i didn't go to alabama. they didn't have ballerinas."
if bryan was jesus, this would probably have ended very differently. :)
holy shit.
the very (i should highlight VERY) perky "nutritionist" began our session by telling bryan that he "looks like jesus. jeannie, look! doesn't he look like jesus?" then she told us about her son's christian rock band (they actually go to a church called "lord of the harvest baptist church") and how they do this song where someone has to act out jesus giving food to the hungry and jesus comforts an old lady and he (bryan) could really play the part of jesus if he wanted to.
the BEST most exciting part of the education session, was this:
the nutritionist told us that she went to jacksonville state because "they had a kick team. and i could kick really high. it's like kicking ballerinas. that's why i didn't go to alabama. they didn't have ballerinas."
if bryan was jesus, this would probably have ended very differently. :)