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I had a girlfriend who's mother looked me up on google. we hit it off exceedingly well, but halfway through our relationship she inexplicably soured on me. perhaps it was due to spambots linking my name with "Round and Brown Pussy", a site that truely describes itself.

also, according to imdb.com, I was a wardrobe consultant for a short film shot in northampton. my inner homo is getting more insistant every year.