"We control the horizontal and the vertical."
Mostly I'm posting this because I have too damn many quizzes. There's been a lot going on, but mosf of it I don't care to worry about. Life's still shit, but it's been so bad for so long that I'm starting to get used to it, and it's not getting me down like it used to. There haven't been any improvements, I'm just used to it, the same way that if you keep slamming your hand in a door it doesn't hurt anymore. It would be too much to say that I'm optimistic about the future. The feeling that things will turn around comes and goes according to some vagary I have yet to determine.
Anyway...
Your Boobies' Names Are: Love Muffins
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Your Kissing Purity Score: 31% Pure
You're not one to kiss and tell...
But word is, you kiss pretty well.
Kissing Purity Test
You are pure, moral, and adaptable.
You tend to blend into your surroundings.
Shy on the outside, you're outspoken to your friends.
You believe that you live a virtuous life...
And you tend to judge others with a harsh eye.
As a result, people tend to crave your approval.
The World's Shortest Personality Test
Slow and Steady
Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy.
They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder.
It'd really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment.
They expect you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then usually decide against it.
How Do People See You?
The True You
You want your girlfriend or boyfriend to be together with you always, no matter when or where.With respect to money, you spend as little as possible.You think good luck doesn't exist - reality is built on practicalities.The hidden side of your personality tends to be satisfied to care for things with a minimal amount of effort.You are tend to think about others' feelings a lot, perhaps because you are so eager to be liked.When it comes to finding a romantic partner, you base your search on information from your friends.
Who's the True You?
You Are 41% American
America: You don't love it or want to leave it.
But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over.
On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead...
And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!
How American Are You?
Second Mate
You scored: Overall Pirate Level: 70%, 65% Possible Wealth, 50% Fame or Infamy, and 25% Body Count and Crying Widows!
You have definite potential. If you stopped screwing around, you could be one hell of a pirate some day. Drink more rum, and get back to work!
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 0% on Pirate Level
You scored higher than 0% on Wealth
You scored higher than 0% on Fame
You scored higher than 0% on Body Count
Link: The Life of a Pirate Test written by 10of9 on OkCupid Free Online Dating
You aren't Canadian
You are 77 % Canadian
If you aren't from Canada...Excellent score. If you were born and raised (or just one of the two) in our fine country, you should be ashamed of yourself! Do you believe in the right to bear arms? Move to Texas.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 0% on Canadianess
Link: The Canuck Test written by musiclover82 on Ok Cupid
Joe Normal
43 % Nerd, 39% Geek, 30% Dork
For The Record: A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia. A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one. A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions. You scored less than half in all three, earning you the title of: Joe Normal.
This is not to say that you don't have some Nerd, Geek or Dork inside of you--we all do, and you can see the percentages you have right above. This is just to say that none of those qualities stand out so much as to define you. Sure, you enjoy an episode of Star Trek now and again, and yeah, you kinda enjoyed a few classes back in the day. And, once in a while, you stumble while walking down the street even though there was nothing there to cause you to trip. But, for the most part, you look and act fairly typically, and aren't much of an outcast.
I'd say there's a fair chance someone asked you to take this test. In any event, fairly normal.
Congratulations!
If you enjoyed this test, I would love the feedback!
Also, you might want to check out some of my other tests if you're interested in either of the following:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Professional Wrestling
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 12% on nerdiness
You scored higher than 32% on geekosity
You scored higher than 12% on dork points
Link: The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test written by donathos on Ok Cupid
<--- He don't know me too well, do he? ;)
Glorificus
54% amorality, 72% passion, 54% spirituality, 45% selflessness
You probably have a complicated, multi-faceted personality. Kind of like Glory-Ben-Glorificus. Passionate and driven with a spiritual side that comes out at times, a healthy taste for the finer things in life and a willingness to do what's necessary to achieve your ends. You're assertive and have no problems standing up for yourself. And, push come to shove, you're the closest anyone's ever come to straight-up beating the Slayer and her gang. Congratulations! (If you enjoyed this test, I would love the feedback! Also, you might want to check out some of my other tests if you're interested in the following: Professional Wrestling: http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=16508533975919017840 Nerds, Geeks & Dorks: http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=9935030990046738815 Thanks Again!)
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 50% on morality
You scored higher than 50% on repose
You scored higher than 0% on spirituality
You scored higher than 0% on selflessness
Link: The 4-Variable Buffy Personality Test written by donathos on Ok Cupid
And s/he's multi-gendered! Cool! :)
You are the Fifth Doctor: Your youthful exterior
belies your centuries of experience, and even
you have a bit of difficulty rectifying these
two aspects of your personality. You are
compassionate, introspective, and deeply
troubled by injustice. If you occasionally seem
to display more vulnerability than your
predecessors, it's probably because you're more
openly human than they were. Are your
companions finally rubbing off on you?
Which Incarnation of the Doctor Are You?
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And he's honestly my favourite Doctor. :)
More Emotional
You have:
55% SCIENTIFIC INTUITION and
70% EMOTIONAL INTUITION
The graph on the right represents your place in Intuition 2-Space. As you can see, you scored above average on emotional intuition and about average on scientific intuition.Keep in mind that very few people score high on both! In effect, you can compare your two intuition scores with each other to learn what kind of intuition you're best at. Your emotional intuition is stronger than your scientific intuition.
Your Emotional Intuition score is a measure of how well you understand people, especially their unspoken needs and sympathies. A high score score usually indicates social grace and persuasiveness. A low score usually means you're good at Quake.
Your Scientific Intuition score tells you how in tune you are with the world around you; how well you understand your physical and intellectual environment. People with high scores here are apt to succeed in business and, of course, the sciences.
Try my other test!
The 3 Variable Funny Test
It rules.
My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 26% on Scientific
You scored higher than 58% on Interpersonal
Link: The 2-Variable Intuition Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid
Aloof and animalistic, you belong to the Gangrel Clan. Closely associated with werewolves, you are the shapeshifting vampire. You prefer nature than to live in the city and prefer the company of animals than of humans. You are more known to keep to yourself then to help others. You are the lone wolf of the decendents of Caine.
What Vampire Clan Do You Belong To?
Gangrel?! WTF?! LOL!If you say so! ;)
Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... CategoryYour Score Average Self-Lovin'31.7%
When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself 65%Shamelessness50%
It takes a couple of drinks 79.2% Sex Drive 55.3%
A fool for love, but not always77.6%Straightness14.3%
Knows the other body type like a map 44.4% Gayness 3.6%
Makes Dr. Frank-n-Furter look tame 83.8%
Fucking Sick61.9%
Dipped into depravity 90.1%
You are 37.08% pure
Average Score: 72.6%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test
and see how you match up!
How You Are In Love
You take a while to fall in love with someone. Trust takes time.
You tend to take more than give in relationships.
You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time.
You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change.
You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard.
How Are You In Love?
1. Copy and paste your friends list.
2. If you've friended multiple journals by the same person, strike out all but the "main" one.
3. Bold the name of everyone you know or have met in "real life."
4. Italicize the name of everyone you've spoken to on the phone.
5. Underline the name of everyone you've chatted with online.
6. [Bracket] people you've known, online or off, for more than five years.
7. Turn family members red
8. Pass it on.
--OR--
1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
Quick notes: folks I met at the first HoggCon are just over the 5 year mark, but folks I met at the second aren't there yet. :) I just read Harper's journal, she's not really a friend (though she seems like she'd make a good one!); and though I've met many people in MsWhamula's life and she was responsible for a most excellent dinner I went to, I've yet to meet the lady herself. :)
amyhughes, [briseis], bugbomb, [cocteau333], elle91, [eoeo], erinking, [evan_malfoy], [gaidrusa], [gwenners], harperjean, [lexxyluna], [lonelyowl28], lorrraine, [malorion], mdiumcoolgrrl, milagro75, miraculous_m, [missjeanevil], morfeusz, mswhamula, [neko2], raendrop, sacredsideshow, [subrosa_florens]
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You fit in with:
Atheism
Your ideals mostly resemble those of an Atheist. You have very little faith and you are very focused on intellectual endeavors. You value objective proof over intuition or subjective thoughts. You enjoy talking about ideas and tend to have a lot of in depth conversations with people.
40% scientific.
60% reason-oriented.
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You are 52% Bisexual
You are bisexual. For you, sex is about having fun and the sex of your partner is of no consequence to you. You probably have a little bit of a preference either way, but you don’t let that slow you down.
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You are 67% easy
You are easy. You like sex… a lot. You do have some reservations about who you do it with though. Only the hottest of the hot.
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Your primary vice is sleeping
You enjoy the relaxed feeling you get while sleeping, and you like to sleep for as many hours per day as possible.
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Your hottest bedroom accessory is yourself
You are damn hot and you don’t need anything else to help you seduce your man or woman. To you, the look of your bedroom comes in second to all of your bedroom activities.
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ROTFLMAO!!!!
Your biggest turn off is death
You will do anything, as long as it is alive. You are totally not choosy about sex partners and can get off with almost anyone.
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Virgo
You are shy at first, and because of that, it is hard for you to find lots of random sex partners. You are very intelligent and very into sex.
You will only have sex with clean people, because you are afraid of getting an STD. You are also very kinky and imaginative in the sack. Your partners always have a hard time keeping up with you.
Sex matches: Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio
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You are a happy drunk
When you are drunk, nothing gets you down. You are friendly with everyone, and probably get free drinks all the time because you are so nice to everyone.
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A dolphin
A dolphin represents your sexual appetite. You enjoy the pleasures of sex, and you don’t care who you get it from. You are ruled by animal instinct, which makes you a great lover, but you should be careful and always use protection. (If a dolphin could… they would)
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You are a naive hook-up
After hooking up you are accustomed to planning out the wedding. Beware, your hook-up partner may not feel the same way. Try not to take a one night stand too seriously and enjoy!
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