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May 23, 2005 00:02

Sorry for that last post! I just signed up with Photobucket, and I integrated it with my LJ account, and there was a button that said "Test" so I pressed it! I didn't realise it would actually post anything to my account! But I guess it *does* work!

I've been silent a while because nothing had really changed. It still hasn't, but I'm just in a really good mood because I had a visit from Dawn this weekend! Yay! We went out to a great party last night, and spent this afternoon (we slept till noon!) goofing off and enjoying each other's company, until my friend Jim called wondering where I was---I was late for meeting him to see Star Wars III---I'd totally forgotten in the bliss of the moment! So in an agonising decision-making process, eventually it was decided that Danielle would take Dawn home for me and I would go to the movie, since Dawn had no interest in seeing it, nor did Jim's girlfriend, nor did Danielle, and I couldn't bring myself to just throw away $10 in my current financial situation. But at least the movie's good!


I've got a ton of these since I joined OkayCupid, so here are some! More later!

Your Seduction Style: The Natural



You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen.
Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people.
You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find!
People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast.

What Is Your Seduction Style?





http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RGSM&g=2&o=3&h=162




Dealer and Healer
Results are in! Your relationship score is 46%!
That is what you are, and that is what you do. You take things as they
come, and when it ends you accept it and move on. You'll most likely be
able to deal with the ending of a relationship, but it is also likely
that you can be walked all over and you'll still accept it. Don't just
take life as it comes, you are in charge of your own destiny and
relationships, so make it what you will.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 0% on extest
Link: The Break Up Test written by lea_bear on Ok Cupid

You scored 75 Willing, 0 Unwilling, 50 Risky, and 0 Ignorant!

Well... your results should be fairly self explanatory! If you got a
high willing score, you're a brave individual but it's good that you're
willing to take risks.
If you're unwilling, you probaby haven't done any research on any of
these conditions but could possibly change your mind if you had to.
If you're risky, you know the risks and are willing to take what little
chance you actually have of getting something somebody else has.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 0% on Willing

You scored higher than 0% on Unwilling

You scored higher than 0% on Risky

You scored higher than 0% on Ignorant
Link: The Sexual Risks Test written by armyboy11b on Ok Cupid

Mild
You scored 40 on cruelty! You're in that wee crowd which we cannot categorize. You enjoy some cruel things, yet aren't completely motivated by it.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 0% on cruelty
Link: The Cruelty Test written by legend1979 on OkCupid Free Online Dating

Very Ladylike
You scored 67% femininity, 35% masculinity, and 27% uncertainty!
You're not very masculine and you are (or think you are) certain of
your sexuality. Your soul is feminine. If you are female, you are
either REALLY girly or REALLY homophobic or both. If you are male, you
are probably homosexual.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 92% on femininity

You scored higher than 0% on masculinity

You scored higher than 0% on uncertainty
Link: The What Gender Is Your Soul? Test written by Catdracona on Ok Cupid

Trustworthy
You scored 83!
You know who you are and what you're looking for, and you're not
ashamed of either. People who read your profile can be fairly certain
they are reading truth. Unless, of course, you lied your way to the
top. If that's the case, you would make a fine politician.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 0% on Integrity
Link: The Profile Integrity Test written by MrWrite on Ok Cupid

Soulmate
Wow You got a %45
Wow!!! We have that connection and we should definitly explore that. We
see eye to eye and although society might think it better to lock us up
in adjoining padded cells we complete one another.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 0% on Soulpoints
Link: The Soulmate Test written by anjeleyez2702 on Ok Cupid

Spiritual
Congratulations! You scored 36!
You have some amount of existential awareness, however, most of your
life is influenced by your spiritual beliefs. The tenets of your
spiritual beliefs guide your daily life and how you interpret what
happens around you. You spend little time examining why you have come
to accept these beliefs as true which is one of your limitations. This
limitation keeps you from expanding and exploring your own
potentiality.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 0% on awareness
Link: The Existential Awareness Test written by badbestfriend on Ok Cupid

Very Kinky
You are 37% pure

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 23% on purity
Link: The 100 Point Sexual Purity Test written by ocicat on Ok Cupid

Equilateral Triangle
Your personality matches Geometric Profile Number 63 Finally; someone with a few good spikes to their otherwise insipid personality.

You’re pretty normal, pretty healthy-minded, but when someone pisses
you off, you’ve actually got enough scrote to tear ‘em a new one. Thank
Jesus for that, if nothing else.

Your interests and desires are a bit more intense than average,
and I dig that about you. You’ve got a solid personality, and you’re
well-grounded. You can handle just about anything that comes your way.

There are probably about three things in life you really,
really give a fuck about. What are they? Your career? Your lover? Your
new anal beads?

My advice is for you to focus one of those interests and take
it to a ridiculous extreme. So what if it goes on your permanent
record? You only live once, and it’s quite possible you’ve got what it
takes to land yourself in the clink for doing something awesome.

- - - - - -

Yeah, I've got you pretty well figured out by now.
You're into my style, so check out my fashion.

www.ubervanity.com

(Don't worry about losing your place on OkCupid. It will stay open in a separate window)


My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 85% on WhichShapeRU
Link: The Shape Test written by _Vanity_ on Ok Cupid

Health Insurance?
You scored 18 Survival Chance!
You will most likely emerge in one piece but you will be requiring a
significant amount of medical attention to feel like yourself again...
Put EMS on speed dial, make an appointment with your shrink and give me
a call!

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on Survival Chance
Link: The Could You Handle A Night w/Me Test written by sybermistress on Ok Cupid

aprentice
You scored and 64 % of fetish knowledge!
You defenitly know what you are talking about. There are almost no more
secret fetishes to you but there are just some things you don't
approve. Don't worry, this is the most natural way of behaviour. Get
your freak on!!

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on variable 1
Link: The Know you your fetishes Test written by stinousmaximous on Ok Cupid

Kink Genius
You scored 128 On the Kink Quotient Quiz! 105 - 140

If you've scored at the very high end of this range, you are
probably already immersed in a BDSM lifestyle. Even if you've never
shared your kinks with anyone but your life partner, you have few
inhibitions when it comes to sexual experimentation. You place personal
sexual happiness above what you perceive as playing by other peoples
rules. For this reason, you don't judge others for whatever it is that
turns them on.

You see yourself as an enlightened, progressive individual for
whom a varied erotic life is essential ingredient of personal
happiness. You like to read about sex of all kinds, and enjoy erotica
and pornography. Even if you don't share or understand a particular
turn-on, you're willing to try it if the circumstances (or partners)
are right.

In purely clinical terms, and according to the standards
established by the American Psychiatric Association, you would be
classified (depending upon your specific interests) as either a
fetishist or s sadomasochist.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 33% on Kink Quotient
Link: The Kink Quotient Test written by madmissfox on Ok Cupid

Maybe. Possible liar
You are in the top 87%. That's probably not good enough.
This is kind of the average result for the test. Therefore, there's a
fairly good chance that you're completely awesome, but, more likely,
you're a liar who carefully skewed her obesity and/or religion results.
Only my stalker-style post-result research will tell for sure. Prepare
to be observed.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 66% on sexfulness
Link: The Sex Survey Application and Test written by pkarpenko on Ok Cupid

Sex is good!
You scored 64 %! You like sex, a lot, but it's not everything. Your style is to have sex when you can but not let it become a priority.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 57% on kinkiness
Link: The What sex style do you have Test written by naughtifaerie on OkCupid Free Online Dating

Good Girlfriend
Congratulations! You scored 69!
You are a good girlfriend, a caring lover, and a pretty thoughtful
person. Just a little bit more giving and thinking of your man's needs
and you'll be perfect.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 50% on yos
Link: The Ultimate Great Girlfriend Test written by bonoman on Ok Cupid

INFJ - the counselor
You scored 18% I to E, 31% N to S, 19% F to T, and 26% J to P!
Your type is best summed up by the word "counselor", which belongs to
the larger group of idealists. Only 2% of the population share your
type. You are so empathic that you often know what others need before
they know themselves. You are a complex person who can deal with
complicated issues and people, almost prefer to, as you love problem
solving. You can be something of an idealist or perfectionist, and
should try to take yourself a little less seriously.
You are a
supportive and insightful romantic partner, encouraging your mate to
have dreams and work hard to make those dreams come true. Because you
are so creative, you have a wealth of ideas to help them toward those
goals. You need harmony so much that you are driven to resolve conflict
quickly, as long as the terms don't violate your ethics. You feel the
most appreciated when your partner admires your creativity, trusts your
inspirations, and respects your values. It is also vitally important
that your partner be open and emotionally available - in other words,
that they be willing to share themselves completely.

Your group summary: idealists (NF)

Your type summary: INFJ

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 5% on I to E

You scored higher than 25% on N to S

You scored higher than 10% on F to T

You scored higher than 15% on J to P
Link: The LONG Scientific Personality Test written by unpretentious2 on OkCupid Free Online Dating

Pretty good
You are 64% smarty pants!
Good work! There's more for you to learn, but you have a very good
foundation to build on. You definitely have an above average level of
knowledge.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on Knowledge
Link: The Understand Stuff Around You Test written by backatcha on OkCupid Free Online Dating

" The good fuck"
You are 71 fuckable!
You're about as fuckable as most people, which is not bad. Actually,
it's quite healthy! You know how to act and what's appropriate. You
know when it's the time and place for what. And people can use that to
see you erotically. It's no surprise that you can attract a good number
of people. You're what they want! A realistic babe who knows when to
get a bit wild! Yeah, I'd fuck you!

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 55% on humpers
Link: The how fuckable are you? Test written by ShizzleBitch on Ok Cupid

ROTFL!
Female
Congratulations! You scored 1!
Congratulations! You are a human female. I would like to let you know
that the answers you chose had no impact on this result. Thank you for
wasting your time answering my pointless questions.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 0% on point
Link: The gender Test written by mathmajor on Ok Cupid

Heavenly Perfection
You're 82% Poly =) 83% tolerant of the poly lifestyle =) (But... you're 15% just in it for the sex =)) Ooooooohhhh Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh

You're poly.

You're tolerant of poly lifestyle. (Good for you you like yourself!)

You're not just here for the sex.

And you won't lie to your mate.

I *Like* YOU.

Congratualtions on being a pretty good person =)

Gabriel_Night

Oh - just so you don't go off wondering - the first question? the one
about monogamous cultures? the answer is 16% of recorded cultures have
been monogamous - 84% have been non monogamous! how about that? =)

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 50% on True Poly

You scored higher than 25% on Tolerance

You scored higher than 58% on Sex Only

You scored higher than 0% on Honesty
Link: The Polyamorous Test written by Gabriel_Night on OkCupid Free Online Dating

Wonder what I got wrong?
High School Graduate
Wow! You scored 75%! Wow, you were paying attention in some of those classes! Very good, but remember - there's always more to learn...

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 30% on ameripoints
Link: The are you a typical American Test written by clymerchick on OkCupid Free Online Dating

Poly yet have hangups with consensual non-monogamy. Go figure. BTW, this one would be the wrong one! ;)
Happy Almost-Slut
Whoa! You scored 25 Sluttiness Points and 11 Ethics Points! Interesting...
It's clear that you're at least a bit sex positive but you still have
some hang-ups about the whole consensual nonmonogamy thing. I know, it
can be difficult to step out into new things. No one says you have to
but it may open new worlds to you if you try something that seems a
little bit outside your usual cup-of-tea. Just keep treating yourself
and others with respect and you can't go wrong.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 36% on Sluttiness

You scored higher than 33% on Ethics
Link: The Ethical Slut Test written by PlayfulKissing on Ok Cupid

Sparta
You scored 76% for Education, 30% for Religion, 55% for Military Might, and 36% for Decentralization!
Greece was comprised of many city-states for most of its Golden Age,
and second to none was Sparta! A society of perfectionist, the spartans
did not care for "soft" or "pretty" things save the Battle and the Art
of War. Here, great philosophy was formed on the nature of Life and
Death and War while soldiers trained constantly in the hope of
perfection.
It is all about Perfect War and self-perfection, education of the self
and the body. Unlike other war-like nations, to belong to Sparta is not
just to want to fight, or to fight well, but to fight in all things and
to think of fighting and to eat, drink, and dream of fighting. But
mostly, it is Perfect Fighting. It is all about perfection, and you
seeker of perfection (maybe not in fighting, but in something) would
find the sharp focus of these people a good match.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 53% on Education

You scored higher than 15% on Religion

You scored higher than 99% on Military Might

You scored higher than 61% on Decentralizatio
Link: The Ancient Civiliazation for you Test written by Rowdyandy on Ok Cupid

Pretty kinky!
Grats! You're 66% kinky!
You kinkscore is pretty high. Most likely you're up for trying anything
at least once, which show open-mindedness. You're probably a great lay,
so just keep doing that thing you do!

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 46% on kinkpoints
Link: The Kinkyness Test written by nilnisicruce on OkCupid Free Online Dating

The Maytag Repairman

You're 30% career-driven and 40% ambitious. In addition, you play 65% well with others, and you need a job that keeps you in the limelight 41% of the time!

You'd do well in a job that involves a lot of sitting around. Put on a
uniform, sit in a warehouse, wait for an occaisional customer or two,
eat a sandwich, go home.

What you do at home is your business; at work, you're looking for
something that just kills time for eight hours. You need a job that's
easy to get-- work you don't have to take home with you-- and you're
willing to sacrifice a fancy income to get it.

You don't need a job that takes over your life; you don't need a job that challenges you. You can do that on your own time.

...or not, whatever.

Want something that doesn't involve a uniform with
a bowtie? That's understandable. Try one of these (slightly) more
realistic options:

As of yet, I have nothing that would look normal on a tax form. Does this sound like it might descibe a job you have in mind? E-mail me with suggestions.


My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 0% on personability

You scored higher than 0% on limelight

You scored higher than 0% on career-driven

You scored higher than 0% on ambition
Link: The Dream Job Test written by remymurphy on Ok Cupid

JOHN CRICHTON
Congratulations! You scored 4!
Adaptable. Resourceful. Clueless. You are so not in Kansas anymore! Good thing you keep your wits about you, they're all that saves your ass! John is a lost soul in the Uncharted Territories who desperately tries to figure out some way to get home. He did find some friends out here and the love of his life: Aeryn Sun. John began this journey as a self-confident and witty astronaut but time in the UT has made him tough and tormented. Still, you're charming cute, and have blue eyes. Everybody wants you, except the one you want.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 0% on Scorepoints
Link: The Which Farscapecharacter Are U Test written by Aeryn_Eriasi on Ok Cupid
Spelling corrected and Caps Unlocked by me!

Chased by a Monster
Creepy. You scored 51%.
I hope you have on good running shoes, because you are being chased.
Some big problem or type of pressure is after you and you are pushing
as hard as you can to avoid it. It's there, though, and you can't hide.
For example, you might be going through a rough time money-wise. Just
keep going until he gives up- he may look scary but he's overweight and
out of shape.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 80% on scarypoints
Link: The What Nightmare Are You In Test written by chemstrawberry on Ok Cupid

Too Perfect Roomate
Congratulations! You scored 81!
On the surface you would seem like the perfect roomate. You always make
decisions according to your roomates feelings and you never overstep
your boundries. But this isn't necessarily a good thing. Your way too
nice and you end up being a doormat. You need to learn to stand up for
yourself and your stuff.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 50% on roomypoints
Link: The Roomate Test written by tabithamae on OkCupid Free Online Dating

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