Отличный анекдот

[anryseagull]

Bono is at a U2 concert in Chicago when he asks the audience for some quiet. Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands. Holding the audience in total silence, he says softly and seriously into the microphone... "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies..."
A voice from near the front pierces the silence..."Well, then stop &%$@ing clapping your hands."