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happy t-giving, all you american americans.
dont eat too much turkey or you'll GOBBLE yourself to death!!!
get it??!!?! gobble.
for further clarification:
gob·ble 1 (gobl)
v. gob·bled, gob·bling, gob·bles
v. tr.
To devour in greedy gulps.
To take greedily; grab: gobbled up the few remaining tickets.
v. intr.
To eat greedily or rapidly.
OR! and this is why it's funny....
gob·ble 2 (gobl)
n.
The guttural, chortling sound of a male turkey.
get it now?!?! see, its funny.
oh yeh? well at least i aint no stinkin pilgrim.
by the way, i truly am thankful for everything that everyone has ever done for me, to name a few:
-katie, for loving me no matter what, and changing my life for the best.
-josh, for being a true friend and always sticking to what he knows is right
-charlie, the mack daddy and true companion
-jonathan r, i miss you so much and wish that i could give you one last hi-five
-jordan, for being a true leader and friend, knowing how to make memories
-blake, for being a pillar of randomness and seriousness rolled into one
-hammy, the warmest individual alive, and one of the most caring
-lisa, for being the best sister i could hope for
-andrew, for long talks and free phantom movies
-marilyn, for being silly and talkative.
-bryce, tough but sweet, a great guy overall
-adam, for being my creep victim
-joe, for being italian
-rachel r, for being my psychiatrist
-ashley d, for being a teacher, not just of students, but of me as well
-allison, for still being my friend even though i'm mean to her, and for being herself
-emily, for still being sweet and awesomely nice to me even though we hardly talk
-whitney, for teaching me all about life
-amanda, for memories and a new interpretation of "bear"
-STEVE, who is the older brother i never had
-crystal, memories and life changing experiences
-andy/sam/pinank, the trio of destruction
-dewayne, my sugar booger
-air
-the world's small glimpses of sanity
-food, clothing, shelter
-sandwich meats
-candy corn
-the internet
i love you.
dont eat too much turkey or you'll GOBBLE yourself to death!!!
get it??!!?! gobble.
for further clarification:
gob·ble 1 (gobl)
v. gob·bled, gob·bling, gob·bles
v. tr.
To devour in greedy gulps.
To take greedily; grab: gobbled up the few remaining tickets.
v. intr.
To eat greedily or rapidly.
OR! and this is why it's funny....
gob·ble 2 (gobl)
n.
The guttural, chortling sound of a male turkey.
get it now?!?! see, its funny.
oh yeh? well at least i aint no stinkin pilgrim.
by the way, i truly am thankful for everything that everyone has ever done for me, to name a few:
-katie, for loving me no matter what, and changing my life for the best.
-josh, for being a true friend and always sticking to what he knows is right
-charlie, the mack daddy and true companion
-jonathan r, i miss you so much and wish that i could give you one last hi-five
-jordan, for being a true leader and friend, knowing how to make memories
-blake, for being a pillar of randomness and seriousness rolled into one
-hammy, the warmest individual alive, and one of the most caring
-lisa, for being the best sister i could hope for
-andrew, for long talks and free phantom movies
-marilyn, for being silly and talkative.
-bryce, tough but sweet, a great guy overall
-adam, for being my creep victim
-joe, for being italian
-rachel r, for being my psychiatrist
-ashley d, for being a teacher, not just of students, but of me as well
-allison, for still being my friend even though i'm mean to her, and for being herself
-emily, for still being sweet and awesomely nice to me even though we hardly talk
-whitney, for teaching me all about life
-amanda, for memories and a new interpretation of "bear"
-STEVE, who is the older brother i never had
-crystal, memories and life changing experiences
-andy/sam/pinank, the trio of destruction
-dewayne, my sugar booger
-air
-the world's small glimpses of sanity
-food, clothing, shelter
-sandwich meats
-candy corn
-the internet
i love you.