Po Fo
01) My mother once: hit me in the face for picking up her cell phone.
02) Never in my life: have I been so happy.
03) When I was five: I was in Turkey.
04) High School was/is: a cresendo of happiness.
05) I will never forget: Jon.
06) I once met: Slipknot.
07) There's this girl I know who: makes me feel alive.
08) Once, at a bar: kangaroo.
09) By noon I usually: dual to the death on the dusty streets.
10) The night before last: I was a sleepy ninja.
11) If I only had: a brain?
12) I have a confession to make: I think naughty thoughts about Katie.
13) When I turn my head left, I see: The ceiling with artwork.
14) When I turn my head right, I see: the pillow.
15) You know I'm lying when: I wont look somebody in the eye.
16) Everyday, I constantly think about: potaskushka.
17) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Juliet.
18) By this time next year: I will be eighteen.
19) I have a hard time understanding: people.
20) When I ever go back to school I'll: stop shaving myself.
21) You know I like you if: I come up behind you and slowly breathe on your neck and caress your breasts.
22) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: Dewayne.
23) Take my advice, never: swim in the mall fountain.
24) My ideal breakfast is: Special K(atie).
25) A song I love, but do not have is: some song by Cirque du Soleil.
26) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: pack heat.
27) Roses: are blue.
28) Why won't anyone: take a stand.
29) I'd stop my wedding: if I had to pee.
30) The world could do without: money.
31) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: kiss a girrrrlllll. Cuz girlz are gross.
32) My favorite blonde is: Jordan.
33) Paper clips are more useful than: twist ties.
34) If I do anything well, it's: SEX.............................air conditioning.
35) And by the way: FACE!
02) Never in my life: have I been so happy.
03) When I was five: I was in Turkey.
04) High School was/is: a cresendo of happiness.
05) I will never forget: Jon.
06) I once met: Slipknot.
07) There's this girl I know who: makes me feel alive.
08) Once, at a bar: kangaroo.
09) By noon I usually: dual to the death on the dusty streets.
10) The night before last: I was a sleepy ninja.
11) If I only had: a brain?
12) I have a confession to make: I think naughty thoughts about Katie.
13) When I turn my head left, I see: The ceiling with artwork.
14) When I turn my head right, I see: the pillow.
15) You know I'm lying when: I wont look somebody in the eye.
16) Everyday, I constantly think about: potaskushka.
17) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Juliet.
18) By this time next year: I will be eighteen.
19) I have a hard time understanding: people.
20) When I ever go back to school I'll: stop shaving myself.
21) You know I like you if: I come up behind you and slowly breathe on your neck and caress your breasts.
22) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: Dewayne.
23) Take my advice, never: swim in the mall fountain.
24) My ideal breakfast is: Special K(atie).
25) A song I love, but do not have is: some song by Cirque du Soleil.
26) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: pack heat.
27) Roses: are blue.
28) Why won't anyone: take a stand.
29) I'd stop my wedding: if I had to pee.
30) The world could do without: money.
31) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: kiss a girrrrlllll. Cuz girlz are gross.
32) My favorite blonde is: Jordan.
33) Paper clips are more useful than: twist ties.
34) If I do anything well, it's: SEX.............................air conditioning.
35) And by the way: FACE!