My take on UFO replies~ Again~
Title: Crack UFO 3
Author: anoukinparis
Pairing: JaeHo & YooSu..Min/food? xD
Genre: Crack. Completely. Don't hate me.
Rating: Tame-ish
A/N: And still more utterly useless crack. I don't know why I love writing these so much, lmao. Once again, all a product of my imagination maybe my lack of sleep can be used as an excuse
Anyways, enjoy! xD Comments are loved and appreciated~ <333
Jaejoong: Love or friendship~
Yunho: One in the same, right?
…
Changmin: Food.
[five minutes later]
Jaejoong: You sadden me sometimes ;__; <--saddened
Yoochun: Changmin doesn’t have love or friendship.
*
Junsu: What does hyung think of me?
Changmin: Does it matter?
...
Yunho: Changmin, stop answering to hyung..
*
Yoochun: Message to fans?
Jaejoong: I LOVE YOU!!!
*
Yunho: Junsu, did you really say in an interview you wanted to be reborn as a girl one day?
Junsu: Yep~
…
Yoochun: Good luck with that.
*
Jaejoong: How would I look like as a girl??
Changmin: Hmmmmmm. No.
*
Junsu: So we’re really engaged?
Yoochun: You agreed, babe.
*
Changmin: Let's talk about...
Yunho: Has anyone seen Bambi?
[five minutes later]
Changmin: So what the hell does Mirotic mean?
Jaejoong: I've explained it in detail!!
Junsu: Something with “tic”. There's a tic...
Yoochun: You don't know what you're talking about, Junsu.
Junsu: Go to sleep.
Yunho: Seriously, guys. Who took Bambi?
Yoochun: I can't go to sleep. You're my pillow, remember?
[five minutes later]
Changmin: Still have no idea what it means.
*
Jaejoong: If I was a girl, I think I'd be a good one.
Junsu: I think I'd be a great one.
...
Yoochun: You can't seriously be arguing over this.
*
Yunho: Maybe we should be worried more about fans who get too close.
Changmin: Ah. The stalker kind?
...
Jaejoong: I STILL LOVE YOU!!!
*
Yoochun: Don't become a girl.
Junsu: Talk with fate~
*
Changmin: What do you think is going to happen to us in ten years?
Yoochun: You'll have facial hair.
*
Jaejoong: Yunho-ah never took us to an adult store.
Junsu: He said he would??
...
Changmin: He promised.
Yoochun: He did.
[five minutes later]
Junsu: I think he's hiding right now.
*
Yunho: Doushite~
Jaejoong: ~kimi wo suki ni natte shimattandarou
*
Junsu: I finally found someone who does think I'm perfect.
Yoochun: Someone real?
...
Junsu: Yes. My mom.
*
Changmin: Who put this picture on my bed?
Yoochun: What picture?
...
Changmin: The one of Jaejoong stealing my first kiss.
Jaejoong: I wanted to remind you that you're not alone ^^
Changmin: You're still a thief.
*
Jaejoong: Karaoke night!! Let's do it!
[no response]
*
Yoochun: We really do need to find Changmin a girlfriend.
Yunho: He'd hate us.
*
Junsu: I forget who my first kiss was.
Changmin: You've had one?
...
Junsu: Wait...maybe I haven't.
*
Yoochun: Is there a reason some deer is in my bag?
Yunho: Bambi!!
...
Changmin: Losing your daughter. Tsk. Some father.
Jaejoong: We should go to an adult store now that the peace is restored. And then do karaoke.
Yoochun: Don't we sing enough?
Jaejoong: You can never sing enough~~
Changmin: Junsu sings enough.
Yoochun: He does sing all the time.
[five minutes later]
Yoochun: Pillow, you're not mad at me, are you?
Junsu: -__-
*
Yunho: Definitely something strange with us.
Jaejoong: We're lovable.
...
Changmin: Thief.
Author: anoukinparis
Pairing: JaeHo & YooSu..Min/food? xD
Genre: Crack. Completely. Don't hate me.
Rating: Tame-ish
A/N: And still more utterly useless crack. I don't know why I love writing these so much, lmao. Once again, all a product of my imagination maybe my lack of sleep can be used as an excuse
Anyways, enjoy! xD Comments are loved and appreciated~ <333
Jaejoong: Love or friendship~
Yunho: One in the same, right?
…
Changmin: Food.
[five minutes later]
Jaejoong: You sadden me sometimes ;__; <--saddened
Yoochun: Changmin doesn’t have love or friendship.
*
Junsu: What does hyung think of me?
Changmin: Does it matter?
...
Yunho: Changmin, stop answering to hyung..
*
Yoochun: Message to fans?
Jaejoong: I LOVE YOU!!!
*
Yunho: Junsu, did you really say in an interview you wanted to be reborn as a girl one day?
Junsu: Yep~
…
Yoochun: Good luck with that.
*
Jaejoong: How would I look like as a girl??
Changmin: Hmmmmmm. No.
*
Junsu: So we’re really engaged?
Yoochun: You agreed, babe.
*
Changmin: Let's talk about...
Yunho: Has anyone seen Bambi?
[five minutes later]
Changmin: So what the hell does Mirotic mean?
Jaejoong: I've explained it in detail!!
Junsu: Something with “tic”. There's a tic...
Yoochun: You don't know what you're talking about, Junsu.
Junsu: Go to sleep.
Yunho: Seriously, guys. Who took Bambi?
Yoochun: I can't go to sleep. You're my pillow, remember?
[five minutes later]
Changmin: Still have no idea what it means.
*
Jaejoong: If I was a girl, I think I'd be a good one.
Junsu: I think I'd be a great one.
...
Yoochun: You can't seriously be arguing over this.
*
Yunho: Maybe we should be worried more about fans who get too close.
Changmin: Ah. The stalker kind?
...
Jaejoong: I STILL LOVE YOU!!!
*
Yoochun: Don't become a girl.
Junsu: Talk with fate~
*
Changmin: What do you think is going to happen to us in ten years?
Yoochun: You'll have facial hair.
*
Jaejoong: Yunho-ah never took us to an adult store.
Junsu: He said he would??
...
Changmin: He promised.
Yoochun: He did.
[five minutes later]
Junsu: I think he's hiding right now.
*
Yunho: Doushite~
Jaejoong: ~kimi wo suki ni natte shimattandarou
*
Junsu: I finally found someone who does think I'm perfect.
Yoochun: Someone real?
...
Junsu: Yes. My mom.
*
Changmin: Who put this picture on my bed?
Yoochun: What picture?
...
Changmin: The one of Jaejoong stealing my first kiss.
Jaejoong: I wanted to remind you that you're not alone ^^
Changmin: You're still a thief.
*
Jaejoong: Karaoke night!! Let's do it!
[no response]
*
Yoochun: We really do need to find Changmin a girlfriend.
Yunho: He'd hate us.
*
Junsu: I forget who my first kiss was.
Changmin: You've had one?
...
Junsu: Wait...maybe I haven't.
*
Yoochun: Is there a reason some deer is in my bag?
Yunho: Bambi!!
...
Changmin: Losing your daughter. Tsk. Some father.
Jaejoong: We should go to an adult store now that the peace is restored. And then do karaoke.
Yoochun: Don't we sing enough?
Jaejoong: You can never sing enough~~
Changmin: Junsu sings enough.
Yoochun: He does sing all the time.
[five minutes later]
Yoochun: Pillow, you're not mad at me, are you?
Junsu: -__-
*
Yunho: Definitely something strange with us.
Jaejoong: We're lovable.
...
Changmin: Thief.