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Jan 22, 2005 21:08


Okay, because I'm procrastinating and up for jumping on bandwagons, here's my very own movie marathon. I'm guessing that none of you guys will get some of these, but I'm up for being surprised.



1. “On the last step of the staircase, a single eye was found intact, complete with optic nerve. The eye had been torn out without the aid of an instrument.” --thomonafriday, ereki (Naturally. . .)
2. “My mom's been fuckin' a dead guy for 30 years. I call him dad.” --tartanscarf
3. “To be free, one must give up a part of oneself.” --edens_echo & yato & uhoh_uhoh
4. “I'm not apologizing for what I did. I'm apologizing for what I didn't do.” --wickedkiwi, serialadykiller, tartanscarf
5. “The thing about romance is people only get together right at the very end.” --cercaluna
6. “Someone has to die, in order that the rest of us should value life more.” --yato
7. “And to think that, in some countries, these dogs are eaten.” --uhoh_uhoh
8. “I think we're just gonna to have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that.” --yato
9. “I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously then you never get hurt. If you never get hurt then you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely you can just go to the record store and visit your friends.” --edens_echo
10. “Then I have to pour it into a bigger glass, or another glass, if there isn't a big one. It makes a lot of chocolate milk... but that doesn't matter.” --cercaluna
11. “A mental mind fuck can be nice.” --retrotheque & uhoh_uhoh
12. “Now, my book, White-Hating Coon, don't have none of that bullshit. The hero's name is Maleekwa, and he's descended from the black tribe that established the first society on the planet, while all you European motherfuckers were hiding out in caves and shit, all terrified of the sun.” --yato
13. “Without you, today's emotions would be the scurf of yesterday's.” --richips & yato & uhoh_uhoh
14. “You're right, actually. I'm pretty troubled and I'm pretty confused. And I'm afraid. Really, really afraid. But I think you're the fucking antichrist.” --litinaroom, yato
15. “Thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love.” --retrotheque, yato
16. “You know that feeling when you get out of a warm bath? Well, you make me feel like. . . a bath? Ugh. Or vanilla ice cream; yeah, French vanilla ice cream!!” --serialadykiller
17. “It's like in a Hitchcock movie, you know, where they tie you up in a rubber bag and throw you in the trunk of a car. You find people.” --yato
18. “My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.” --yato
19. “Ewwww!! They were kissing!!” --cercaluna
20. “It's funny how beautiful people are when they're walking out the door.” --yato
21. “And since I am dead, I can take off my head to recite Shakespearean quotations.” --whenicuidilate & yato & uhoh_uhoh
22. “We figure an abortion clinic is a good place to meet loose women. Why else would they be there unless they like to fuck?” --edens_echo, duckie_fiend
23. “I'm a woman. We don't say what we want but we do reserve the right to get pissed off when we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating, and not a little bit scary.” --uhoh_uhoh
24. “Silencio. . .” --serialadykiller
25. “Just think of AIDS as the guest that won't leave, the one we all hate. But you have to remember, hey! It's still our party.” --yato

Uh-oh, only one left!! (You guys are killing me. . .)
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