Last night,
cottonwoolfairy brought home some (film verse) narnia top-trumps cards. We played several rounds of top-trumps, before the game descended, as usual, into 'pick two cards and slash the characters on them'.
So, we spread the cards out over the table, lining up all the potential pairings, and eschewing any we wouldn't be prepared to consider (in a narrative sense, rather than on grounds of taste...) (When all the cards were on the table, Susan was all on her own in a corner not getting any sex at all, which we thought was pretty ironic). Then
opportunemoment drew the sexual-network diagram, which is what I'm actually posting. *g*
Yeah. It's only the diagram, not the fic, but still - warnings for eye-bleed, ruining your childhood memories, bestiality-age-of-consent-incest-poor-taste-implied-jesus-slash and all the rest of it.
(Click image to actually see writing)
(Things to note
- the gorilla and the bear in a monogomous relationship.
- the orgy-of-evil over in one corner
- the fact that I'm seriously considering writing a drabble for each pairing on the network. Which would make ... quite a lot of drabbles. )