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Yesterday I had to baby-sit for creepo Don who hella wants me and like begs me to spend the night when ever I go there and like wants to talk to me about like how I party and stuff and uhmm like how I go in hot tubs and probably do dirrrty things. Anyways, I don’t even like the kids, they are like outta control, they aren’t cute, they smell, and like… I don’t know they have bad attitudes about life.
So me and Ashley were just like babysitting them and stuff and well I have stories.
K well for one, we took over 15 dollars in quarters from the little girl and other places we found change in her house. We told her the money was “broken” and she couldn’t have it. So she understood and let us keep it.
Then I told the little boy to draw all over his face with purple marker, well he just put it all around his mouth and on his cheek and I was like hmmm k bad! And then I just let him keep it on, so then it wasn’t even that much so I made him do it more. I never took it off either and his mom saw It when she got home
I gave the little boy a cod liver oil pill and told him it was candy and he put it in his mouth and it broke and the fish oil stuff was in his mouth and he spit like the cover of the pill out and he just stood there and was like I don’t like this
The little boy was eating something and he accidentally dropped it out of his mouth onto the dirty deck and I was like its cool bud, just eat it and he did.
I call their dad a perv all the time in front of them and tell them not to like him
I have the little girl hit her brother a lot… and I get really excited when they fight
I taught the little boy how to say bitch perfectly and now it just randomly comes out in his sentences and like he can’t talk that clearly yet since he’s only two, but you know exactly what he says when he says bitch.
And I’m still their favorite babysitting, well cuz I’m their only white one…. I don’t even get why, I’m hella jerk to them, actually its more like I don’t give a shit, ur not my kids, do what u want.
This is why I’m not having kids. I don’t even like them and I treat them like crap. Well actually I don’t, I just let them live their life however they want, I mean… it’s not my life.
So me and Ashley were just like babysitting them and stuff and well I have stories.
K well for one, we took over 15 dollars in quarters from the little girl and other places we found change in her house. We told her the money was “broken” and she couldn’t have it. So she understood and let us keep it.
Then I told the little boy to draw all over his face with purple marker, well he just put it all around his mouth and on his cheek and I was like hmmm k bad! And then I just let him keep it on, so then it wasn’t even that much so I made him do it more. I never took it off either and his mom saw It when she got home
I gave the little boy a cod liver oil pill and told him it was candy and he put it in his mouth and it broke and the fish oil stuff was in his mouth and he spit like the cover of the pill out and he just stood there and was like I don’t like this
The little boy was eating something and he accidentally dropped it out of his mouth onto the dirty deck and I was like its cool bud, just eat it and he did.
I call their dad a perv all the time in front of them and tell them not to like him
I have the little girl hit her brother a lot… and I get really excited when they fight
I taught the little boy how to say bitch perfectly and now it just randomly comes out in his sentences and like he can’t talk that clearly yet since he’s only two, but you know exactly what he says when he says bitch.
And I’m still their favorite babysitting, well cuz I’m their only white one…. I don’t even get why, I’m hella jerk to them, actually its more like I don’t give a shit, ur not my kids, do what u want.
This is why I’m not having kids. I don’t even like them and I treat them like crap. Well actually I don’t, I just let them live their life however they want, I mean… it’s not my life.