Ho Ho Ho, just to funny to believe
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I bought porn for anastasia1 (-10 points). In November status and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Wenesday I punched artistspin in the arm (-10 points). In July I broke moongirl1313's X-Box (-12 points). In August I gave the13thmoon a Dutch Oven (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-31 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
anotherSOB
THEN I TRIED AGAIN AND GOT, I'M NOT DOING SO GOOD THIS YEAR, AM I?
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I pulled over and changed bohemianbabe's flat tire (15 points). In September I committed genocide... Sorry about that, digitalcheshire (-5000 points). In January I gave lilybrooke a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Wenesday I helped mestallanine across the street (6 points). In April I pushed armyofjuan in the mud (-17 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4946 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
anotherSOB