[BREAKING NEWS]
Brought to you by your ...self-appointed temporary-not-really newscaster.
Around 8:30 Pacific time and 10:30 Central time on July 17th, 2006, the Red and Green God finally settled down to have a brawl over their positions in smut.
"I'll see you in court!"
"OH REALLY? I'LL SHOW YOU."
For the short time that I was able to linger around the All-Evil Plotting Headquarters before security caught up, a recording of the previous from the Green God threatening the Red God was obtainable. It seems that the Red God is more defensive than warranted, perhaps we'll keep our eyes on court, while both are pitted in a firey match of daring and chance.
...Until next time, when your favorite reporter learns to avoid the Wrathful Green God's Fury from being singed to oblivion!
- This newsflash brought to you by William Rockbell and Patrick Denton.
Around 8:30 Pacific time and 10:30 Central time on July 17th, 2006, the Red and Green God finally settled down to have a brawl over their positions in smut.
"I'll see you in court!"
"OH REALLY? I'LL SHOW YOU."
For the short time that I was able to linger around the All-Evil Plotting Headquarters before security caught up, a recording of the previous from the Green God threatening the Red God was obtainable. It seems that the Red God is more defensive than warranted, perhaps we'll keep our eyes on court, while both are pitted in a firey match of daring and chance.
...Until next time, when your favorite reporter learns to avoid the Wrathful Green God's Fury from being singed to oblivion!
- This newsflash brought to you by William Rockbell and Patrick Denton.